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That’s like a bull body with the head of a man’s hand configured in the devil sign. Pretty exotic beast. You gotta be pretty special to properly wear this shirt. If you’re just run of the mill, 9-5, 2.2 kids, Toyota Camry, then this probably isn’t for you, because you might not be able to back it up. You have to have somethin’ somethin’ if you wear this badass design.
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Riding crop, leather, chains, buckles, spikes, zippers and earrings…this little pinata is ready to get busy. Hate to see what comes out when you hit too hard. Different kind of candy if you know what I mean. Wait, what? You don’t know what I mean. Well, a different kind of candy, like maybe baked goods in lycra and chocolate mousse in latex.
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Bad Night at the Precinct: Katerine Blatty, Issue 3, Vol. 7. I can’t figure out if this shirt is related to a web comic or what. Seems like it is with the issue and volume number. I can only guess Katherine is a vampire prostitute and she’s pissed for being brought in to the police precinct. Might a got a little ugly right after the mugshot was taken. That Katherine is a pretty hot vampire though.
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Oh man, the Wizard of Oz crew has kinda slipped into the murky side of life. I know they had a rough journey down the yellow brick road, and went through a lot of stuff, but they made it through. Seems like that would have made ’em stronger as they collectively live happy lives on the straight and narrow.
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You can like piano and wear this shirt and you can like penguins and wear this shirt and you can like piano and/or penguins only if they’re combined with the other and wear this shirt. Otherwise, you cannot wear this shirt. You may even be allowed to look at an image of this shirt for more than seven seconds. So, you have to ask yourself, HONESTLY, do you have what it takes to wear this design by Lim Heng Swee.
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This is terrific. You feel all sorry for Oscar because he’s stuck in that goddamn trashcan. You give him a pass for being so goddamn grouchy. Then, you find out that he has a very sweet subterranean hangout, so he’s just a dick in spite of himself. Nice totally intact dinosaur skull in the dirt next to his pad. And the dog bone is nice too. Would have been kind of funny if there was some hottie sitting next to him on that sofa. Maybe she’s in the bathroom. Or maybe she left him a long time ago and he’s been unhappy ever since.
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