You’ll remember Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer mocked the iPad when it was first released, calling it a glorified Etch-a-Sketch. Well, now he’s sorta eating shit, and because he lost of bet on how many of Apple’s iPad were going to sell, he had to wear that ugly red sweater and admit that the damn things are selling.
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How can you say that about such a little cutie pie with proceeding hair line. I mean he’s got tons of street cred, he did videos on Funny or Die, and makes all the stupid little junior high girls swoon. What’s not to like? Why would you lump him in with annoying cell phones and pagers. Plus, what the fuck…pagers. Do those things even exist any more? And, beepers are pagers aren’t they. God. Even the wordplay is hacky. How about shut off your VCR?
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“The problem is you have a bad attitude about starving to death.”
Apparently, Dave doesn’t believe the hype. Good little clip of him doing comedy post-sabbatical.
Actually, living the good life has nothing to do with visualization, it actually has everything to do with wearing funny t shirts every chance you get.
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First, be careful. This image is pretty graphic. Looks like that dude got some blood-like tranny fluid on his schmock. If you can get past that, here’s what you need to think about this shirt.
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There’s really not much commentary to add to Glennz Tees. They just strike you as funny from the get. The weird juxtapositions, the precise art. The shirts are simply amazing and quite amusing.
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What’s beautiful about this tshirt is that audio cassette tape, VHS tape and floppy disk all seem to have come to grips with being on the steep downhill of their careers. Maybe all the pressure of having to perform is off and now they can just hang out, be themselves and enjoy life in obscurity.
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