I bet you feel like you already own this Space Rock T Shirt, because it reaches straight down into the elementals of man. Straight to the core, the essence of being.
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Technology T Shirts
Technology T Shirts: if the design is about computers, smart phones, Apple, Microsoft, Google, or the like it falls into this category. Some good stuff in here.
That’s one of those reel-to-reel tape recorders. Old School for sure, but you definitely get a richer, more gritty sound, which may be what you’re after if you’re a musician that sweats and bleeds music, rather than molding plastic for demographic studying record execs.
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Jeeves 3000 seems to be the coolest robot ever. Jeeves is a name for a butler, so this robot performs the butler duties like answering your door and polishing your silver, but he also cars for your small pets, goldfish and gerbil, makes the food, brings you drinks with umbrellas, cleans the windows, takes out the trash, sweeps the floor, vacuums the floor, puts the baby down for a nap, and walks the dog. Very versatile. Very efficient. Very worth the money, when you think of all the help it replaces. Of course, this thing is not for sale to the public because only a prototype has been built. Rumor has it a servant robot like this will cost upwards of $500,000, so you have to be in the upper crust of society to afford one.
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I have no idea what this means at all, except on the surface. Too much thumb driven can be bad for your health, which is obvious, so I’m looking for the deeper meaning. Is there a thumb drive fetish, where everything you do on the computer is saved on the portable drive, and it’s kind of living dangerously because what if you fill it to capacity and then the data starts to degrade because of virtual overload. Could happen, and could very well be the impetus of this Eject Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself T Shirt.
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Hey, when you can’t play the XBOX it is basically a matter of life and death. There’s not much more disappointment in life than seeing those beautiful green rings turn red and your shit turn off permanently. All those achievements. All the hours. All that hard work to rise up in the ranks with your geeky buds across the Live globe. Gone.
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I do not know who this dude is but he’s ’bout ready to chomp on an apple, and in my book that’s not evil at all. But, I guess if you think pieces of fruit are sentient beings or that apples have feelings or at least apple trees, then maybe the sentiment on this Not Evil Just Hungry T Shirt clashes with your eating ideology. Of course, you’re killing 100,000s of micro-organisms as you sit there mouth breathing and reading this with your lips moving.
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This is perhaps one of the weirdest t shirt offerings I have seen in a while. The subject matter, an old school Polaroid camera spitting out a picture of a tongue, presumably its own, is whacky. And, it features like classic 80s colors, teal and pink. Maybe it’s a tongue (ha ha ha…get it) in cheek look at the 80s. Who knows. But the truth is I kind of still like this Camera Tongue T shirt. It’s nostalgic. It’s odd. It’s slightly ugly, yet still interesting in design. Really it throws me for a loop looking at it, and maybe it would knock me off balance as I’m wearing it as well, which can be a very good thing when you need a little shake up.
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Not much into sculpture or the fine arts really, but this Sculpture T Shirt speaks to me. Especially, since the featured sculpture looks like a mobile some second grader made and has forced her mother to hang up in her room. Get yourself some pipe cleaners, paint, construction paper and styrofoam balls, and voila…sculpture.
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Have I mentioned how much I enjoy Exploding Dog’s work. That low design is on par with lo fi and I’m all over that. Distills it down to the essentials to the point where the design is so focused that the message lasers straight to your heart. And, this Escape T shirt is no different. Look how happy our protagonist is. He strapped this rocket to his back, which is, by no means, a sure thing. Many things can go wrong when you strap a rocket to your back and light the fuse. You could singe the hairs in your ass crack. Blow your legs off. But, this guy did it, because things were that bad, and it seems to be working out. He’s enjoying the view. The stars. Good for him. His ballsy move and adventuresome spirit has literally taken him far. It paid off.
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That robot sort of looks like the dude from Iron Giant, so I’m not sure if that girl is 90 feet tall or this is a miniature version of the Iron Giant. Rather the Iron Average Size. Anyways, I’m not sure what I think about robots getting the girl. Maybe they’re just friends or whatever, but if starts happening that robots keep taking our jobs and then start taking our women, what the hell are we going to do. How are we going to compete. It’s well known that girls prefer “massagers” to most sexual activity with men anyway. Now, you have a skilled robot applying the “massage” and that’s the ballgame. It’s over. Not sure I can agree with this scary Embrace the Future T Shirt, because it looks nice on the surface but has a darkness looming.
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Another podcast shout out for Jordan, Jesse Go! from Maximum Fun and sold by Topatoco in the form of a t shirt. These dudes Jordan and Jesse talk about life in your twenties. Boy that will get me all nostalgic for back in the day. Well, I was still living in my mom’s basement back then, but at least I had most of my hair, instead of this male pattern baldness nightmare I have right now. I mean this ‘do sticks out so shiny and unattractive to all the hot chicks I chat with on web cam. How am I supposed to hook up.
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Apparently, there’s a podcast coming out of Canada called Stop Podcasting Yourself and apparently it’s funny shit. It features Graham Clark and Dave Shumka, out of Vancouver. So, this Stop Podcasting Yourself t shirt, complete with our stars and the coat of arms of Vancouver is a reference to this phenomenon, and you know if Topatoco puts out a shirt designed by Maximum Fun, promoting your podcast, then you got something goin’ on. I’m going to have to load it up to the iPod and listen to it as I ride the bus to my evening time janitorial job. Lord knows I need some uplift in those daily dark times.
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