
When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.
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I don’t know much about the Jewish culture but I’m pretty sure this is a Rabbi or Hasid wielding a manora that is light sabers rather than candles. Festival of lights is probably something the Jews doing during the holidays. So, with that background you can now totally appreciate the Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt. And, I’m going to take this assumption even further. I believe you’re probably reaching for your wallet, no matter what culture you’re from or religion you practice.
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Hey, this is what Star Wars would look like in fuedal Japan. You have your traditional garb, and Katana’s with lasers, and a dispute over someone’s honor, perhaps involving land, chickens, or a bowl of rice. This Light Katana T Shirt is good lookin’. Don’t you agree? The nice Japanese black and white stylings, coupled with the neon colored swords. I enjoy this tee quite a bit, so I must say something heartfelt right now:
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As Max Keiser is fond of saying it’s the global insurrection against banker occupation (GIABO). And, the movement is spreading throughout the galaxy. Even on Naboo, whose royalty had some shady dealings with JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs in a swanky hotel, which have turned out very bad for their planet, they are occupying public space and making a collective show of dissatisfaction. It’s the beginning of a Universe-wide revolution and you better get on board on you’re going to be left behind.
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Little mashup of Entourage and Star Wars right here. Is that a strange combination? You bet it is, but it’s a calculated risk because the people that are into both are gonna get this Hantourage T Shirt or die tryin’. His game is their fortune, obviously applies to both Han Solo and Vince Chase, because the game is the job of smuggling and/or acting. And their fortune means Han’s makes his clients big money and for Vince his crew leeches off him.
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This is some pretty funny stuff right here. Admiral Ackbar took some of the massive salary he earned as Admiral and started a little deli in Mon Calamari, featuring the best wraps you’ll ever have. It’s kind of a played out food, but believe me, the Admiral does it right.
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