Star Wars T Shirts

Star Wars T Shirts: I had to break this out of the movies tag, so it could be its own world, because there are about 3 trillion Star Wars designs out there. Lots of good stuff if you’re a fan.

Ride the Falcon Han and Chewy. Ride the Millennium Falcon. Feel the breeze on your face. Embrace the wonderment of flight. This Ride the Falcon T Shirt is pretty funny. They’re totally ready to deal with whatever comes at them on that bird. Han Solo has his phaser (I can’t remember the name of his weapon) out. And, Chewbacca has his back. It’s a beautiful scene. I wonder how they can breath out there. Maybe they have those real small respirators that you can’t see. I’m sure that’s it.

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Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

I’m not even going to try to name all these helmets. I mean there are some obvious ones like Darth Vader, Magneto, and Tyler Durden from that one scene. But, to tell you the truth, I can’t even fully see all the helmets in the image, but I chose this one because I have a certain liking of the model. Yes, that is correct, rather than give my faithful readers the best user experience by posting a easy to see image of the art on this Movie Helmets T Shirt, I go ahead and pick the image with the cute girl and call it a day. That’s the kind of no good t-shirt blogger that I truly am, and it sort of feels refreshing just to tell the truth and be myself at least for one post. I’ll be back lying through my teeth tomorrow…don’t worry.

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What is this? Some kind of Obi Wan Kenobi with a lisp type of deal. Young padwan May the Fourth be With You T Shirt. If that’s what’s going on then you probably want this May the 4th Be With You T Shirt, if, that is, you have a sense of humor about your Star Wars love. Not everybody is going to accept a little wordplay on a very important George Lucas concept like this.

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Yoda would talk backwards in this super annoying condescending way that makes you want him to lose his next battle of the force. Just kidding. Yoda would be wise and size up the situation and do exactly the right thing, because he was green and grizzled, but still a total bad ass.

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Here’s another little bow down to George Lucas and that brilliant scene with Obi Wan making the Storm Troopers repeat after him “these are not the droids you’re looking for.” I have no idea where this particular version of that scene is from. Can my readership throw me a clue over here?

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The only support I can give our troops is to shout from the roof tops that they should be removed from Afghanistan, and that the military industrial complex should not rev up the false case against Iran and start another horribly misguided conflagration. Really, there has been a righteous war since WWII, and are we sure we got into that for that right reasons. I don’t know.

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This is a mashup. I used to play a lot of asteroids on my Atari 2600 as a kid. It was the best thing ever. Now, I show my little nephew — he’s only allowed in the basement with another adult, besides me — this tee and he’s just laughing at the graphics. I’m trying to explain how awesome it was to shoot the asteroids and break them up into littler asteroids and the sounds were ominous, and then it gets real hectic when the little space ship comes wheelin’ by shootin’ at you. Richard, the nephew, isn’t buying this shit at all, but he likes this Astaroids T Shirt because of the funny placement of the stick figure Star Wars ships.

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Nothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.

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Pirate Droid. What a great concept! R2D2 as a pirate. They’re always on ships in Star Wars. Air ships. So, why not have some air pirating? Probably not as easy to catch and climb aboard a moving space ship as on water, but it can be done, especially when you have the skills of an R2D2 on your side.

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I’m going to tell you something right now that may come as a bit of a shock: war’s a bitch! Even the bad guys, like this Storm Trooper, have feelings. They bond with their co-evil killers. There’s love in the midst of the darkness, which is why war is never the answer. Well that’s not true, but it’s not a very good answer. Diplomacy, money laundering, and secret rebel killing is a much cleaner way to go, and the public relations is a breeze, because nobody has any idea that it’s going on.

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Nice mashup here with Darth Vader in the middle of the Dark Side of the Moon triangle making a prism. The designer, Mundy Hackett, calls it “Comfortably Dark,” which I think nails it. So, if you’re a fan of the Star Wars and a fan of Pink Floyd’s Darkside of the Moon, then this tee Darth Side of the Moon T Shirt is a no brainer.

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It doesn’t get any more badass than this Darth Vader Surfing a Shark T Shirt. I mean look at that form. The confidence on that deadly beast…like it was just a warm summer day in the shallow end of the community pool. 50 cents gets you in. You lounge around. Dive for pennies. Ogle Mrs. Johnson bronzing in a bikini. Throw the tennis ball to each. Never figure out why swim goggles never keep out the water. Float around on a Little Mermaid raft.

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