Star Wars T Shirts

Star Wars T Shirts: I had to break this out of the movies tag, so it could be its own world, because there are about 3 trillion Star Wars designs out there. Lots of good stuff if you’re a fan.

Deathstar R2D2 T Shirt

by on August 1, 2012

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Is this even allowed? It’s like blasphemy or something. Or maybe it’s the ultimate takeover. R2D2 was always surprising with more functionality and capabilities for a little droid. Maybe the last thing he did was plug in, make his little noises, and embody the deathstar. It’s like communion.

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Only Once You Live. A little Yoda YOLO up in here. Does Yoda annoy the hell out of anybody else but me, or am I just a crotchedy old man bitter about my lot in life. You know the thing where I live in my Mom’s basement and I’m 41.

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It’s another Kessel Run shirt. Yay. Let’s hear it for the classic Han Solo bar scene. “You never heard of the Millenium Falcon?” Hwoop der it is!

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You hate to think about cutting the balls off an All Terrain Armored Transport but you don’t want the sperm being spread willy-nilly and irresponsibly so that there’s a ton of baby AT AT Walkers wandering around uncared for. I mean you’d think it was a different story for a machine, but this is highly advanced technology…I mean it was in Star Wars.

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This Star Wars design from Crock Tees is genius. Darth Vader’s mask totally has a front end car grill look to it. That is a sweet looking ride those Storm Troopers are enjoying.

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So, this is where all the May 4th business ends up. You try to be cute with your Star Wars fanboy shit, and all of a sudden, the fifth of the month stands up and says I want a part of this too. So now you have May the Fourth be with you, and Revenge of the Fifth, but they just can’t live in harmony with their own little pieces of the calendar. Now, there’s revenge.

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Well, this is one way to look at the Support Our Troops messaging. Sort of seems confusing to me. Or maybe the Stormtroopers, after all that Darth Vader “I am your father” business, turned to the light and away from the dark side. There’s always room for the prodigal sons, so I guess we can accept them into the support club.

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This is funny. It’s so dark and mysterious just like all that emperor business in Star Wars, but then you see the orange on the beak and side of the neck (do Emperor penguins have necks) and instead of thrilling mystery, you have comedy and you laugh maniacally for at least 120 seconds straight.

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Hey…it’s pure absurdity from my favorite T-shirt designer Brother Adam or Adam de la Mare if you please.

What you have here is a really awesome mashup of The Sound of Music and Star Wars. You have the little Storm Troopers running around the hills of Switzerland, and Admiral Ackbar in a pretty dress.

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The Summer Olympics are sneaking up on us, so you need to make sure you have your Olympic gear in hand for opening ceremonies in London. I would say this is a perfect shirt to wear as you watch the magnificent athletes. And, of course, if you’re a Star Wars fan, I question your sanity if you haven’t already clicked away to get this Team Imperial 2012 T Shirt, which was designed by Seven Hundred.

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I love this whole Star Wars and Ben & Jerry’s t-shirt mashup series designed by Seven Hundred and made available on Red Bubble. Really clever. Really cool. Here’s a list of the different Old Ben & Jedi’s “flavors”:

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This Hello Kitty Darth Vader T shirt almost has a graffiti street art vibe to it. Love the mashup with Hello Kitty morphing into the dark lord Darth Vader. I don’t know if I should cry, laugh, or run for my life. Can you imagine this on a pink vinyl backpack or a pink vinyl wallet or a pink vinyl pair of skin-tight pants?

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