
It totally is not cool to care about sports. Billions of dollars flowing to owners and athletes. Hot dogs, sodas, beers, Twizzlers, goin’ through ya. Athletes don’t much care as long as they get enough stats to get the next check in free agency. Your city or another. Does not matter. It’s like modern Romans right. All our basic needs are met. We don’t have to life and death struggle for food and shelter, so now we gotta make interesting by proxy.
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Reference to Electronic Arts game Ski or Die, except you wear this shirt because you believe you should get this game for free. Fuck paying for bits and bytes, download that thing on rapidshare. You know what I am saying. Correct?
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There’s not even anything funny to say here. This is too obvious, like a knock knock joke your 4-year-old nephew told you at the Fourth of July family gathering. T.O. belongs in Cincinnati because that team is a frickin’ collection of criminals, crazies, and crustaceans (I couldn’t think of another “cr” to complete the triplet). Ocho Cinco welcomes him with open arms and crazy eyes.
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Simple, silly, and alright with me. I love the “Yo” “Yo” Yoyo conversation tshirt. There is such a culture behind the yoyo from kids that can’t make it work worth shit to professionals getting laid because they have such dynamic skills with string and the plastic sandwich cookie or burger bun. Am I right? They look like that right? You just said to yourself that comparison is so funny because “IT’S TRUE!”
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Ron Artest was interviewed after the Lakers clinched the NBA Championship over the Celtics last night. He gave a shout out to some peeps, pimped his new single, and gave profuse thanks to his psychiatrist, which is frickin’ hilarious…’cuz he crazy. Got to give him his props though. He carried LA in the final game, as Kobe dropped a turd on the Laker logo at center court.
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You pretty much have to commit the equivalent of a work day to watch first pitch to last out in any 9-inning Major League Baseball game. Who has that kind of time? I mean crotch grabbing, head shrinking A.S. (after steroids), and fountains of spit are terrifically compelling, but then you have all that other stuff like throwing to first base, meetings on the mound, stepping out of the batter’s box, and bunting that make professional baseball excruciating.
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The World Cup 2010 has begun.
This Tshirt captures the beauty of those long-winded goal calls with the classic tshirt humor. Yeah, it’s awesome. Yeah, it’s really cool. Yes, the man scored. OK, that’s enough. Stop doing the airplane. Stop saying that goal thing now. Get back to the line and play some futbol.
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