Sports T Shirts

Sports T Shirts: The t-shirt design crowd is generally a snarky and unathletic bunch, so you get a lot of misdirection here, but there are some true sports fans pumping out cool tees remembering great games, franchises, and athletes.

Apparently, some squirrel ran across home plate during the Cardinals-Phillies series. The Cardinals happened to be down 0-2 in the series and down by 17 runs in the 9th inning in the “squirrel game,” but you could feel the momentum shift as the squirrel ran past the Phillies batter and into the stands. Amazing (I might have exagerrated slightly). That’s why if you’re a St. Louis Cardinals fan, you must own the Beware of the Rally Squirrel T Shirt.

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Slam Dunk Football T Shirt

by on September 14, 2011

I call this particular type of shirt a misdirection. I actually haven’t seen a good misdirection in a while, so this football player catching a pass with the basketball terminology “slam dunk” under it is a welcome offering from Busted Tees.

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Apparently, General Douglas MacArthur returned from somewhere with his crew. And his pants were rolled up and he had a surfboard. The waves in the Phillipines were pretty sweet, and since he’d come all that way to do battle, he didn’t want to waste an opportunity to catch a few waves after the fighting bullshit was over.

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Hey when you bring a gun to a thumb wrestling championship it’s against the rules, except there are a few loopholes in the rules as you can imagine, since the Thumb Wrestling Federation probably wasn’t that thorough in their development of the rulebook, and they probably didn’t have an attorney specializing in sports comb through and add the requisite thou’s and thus’s and heretofore’s. I’ll even bet a dollar they didn’t have a professional proofreader go over it for grammar and consistency and all the things that spectacular proofers do that I don’t even know about. BTW, if you need a magnificent proofer I know the best. Let me know.

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This look is now an Internet meme. Any activity that deserves its own fictional association boasts a red, white and blue logo. Where did this start? Well, it actually started with Major League Baseball in 1968. A guy by the name of Jerry Dior put it together while working for New York-based marketing company, Sandgren & Murtha.

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You’re not the Big Lebowski, but now you can look like a true Lebowski Fest cult member! Show your League Championship win off with this The Big Lebowski Bowling League Champions Rollers Gold Adult T-shirt. You can be “The Dude”, and use this while you smoke up, and enjoy yourself some White Russians.  Support your fellow Dudes and join The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, which has now officially ordained over 50,000 of the “Dudiest Priests” from all over the world!

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This is one for all you American football fans out there. I know there are millions a day that visit this site. Basically, you’ve been waiting for a while to pounce on the next football shirt I highlighted. It’s been a while. But, a monumental occassion like owners and players being able to agree on how to split 600 trazillion dollars, while half of the U.S. starts to slip below the poverty line, is really something to celebrate on a shirt. I mean. Thank god. What the hell do the miserable unemployed have to look forward to if not the NFL.

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Available in Men’s and Women’s Sizes.

Hey now. You want random? Huh? You want random man vs. animal stuff on a shirt? I know you do because every day for the last 36 years, you’ve been asking me morning, noon, and night…when is Headline Shirts coming out with more super random t shirt designs. Well now, here you have it!

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This is a funny shirt with that comically grinning pilgrim mimicking the grinning Indian on the Cleveland Indians logo. Then, what you have is the name Invaders in place of Indians. No, it doesn’t say pilgrims. It says Invaders as in they came over on boats on forcefully took over the land. This Invaders T Shirt is one of those dealios that makes you laugh, but then also stop and think deep stuff like fuck the Cleveland Indians, I’m rooting for the Red Sox in the pennant race.

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Available in Men’s and Women’s Sizes.

If you’re going to last in this dog-eat-dog evolving world you have to hang with the times. If monkeys are skateboarding, you need to skateboard too, because you’re one step up the evolutionary ladder from them, and if they start to get ahead of you…that’s curtains. You can say goodbye to being the dominant species. Hell, you can say goodbye to being alive. You’re passe like the dodo bird.

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So this is a Corgi dog on a skate board. Did I just enter another dimension or did Busted Tees put out a Hard Corg T Shirt that would be right at home in Auntie Agnus’ little gift shop nestled in the far west corner of the hotel lobby, featuring porceline elephants, carved teak doves, Pennsylvania ash trays, I Love NJ key chains, and the zany chattering teeth.

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This is a quote from comedian Demetri Martin. The whole quote goes “I used to play sports now I buy trophies…I’m great at everything.”

If you like this sort of math nerd humor then you probably have a Martin poster plastered on your wall and you probably need to own I Used to Play Sports Now I Buy Trophies I’m Great at Everything T Shirt.

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