Sports T Shirts

Sports T Shirts: The t-shirt design crowd is generally a snarky and unathletic bunch, so you get a lot of misdirection here, but there are some true sports fans pumping out cool tees remembering great games, franchises, and athletes.

Philadelphia’s Veterans Stadium was a rough place, but it housed the Eagles from 1971-2002 and the Phillies from 1971-2003 with aplomb. So, there was obviously the Philly pride, and I’m sure they had some damn fine pretzels, but I’m not quite sure what the prison means. Perhaps the site has been retrofitted to house criminals. I’m going to do 19 seconds more research to see if I can find the answer to this important question.

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Adam Sandler comedy movies are pretty absurdly terrible, so what’s wrong with me that I snicker when I watch the Bob Barker fight scene in Happy Gilmore. It’s ridiculous and terrible and hilarious. If you’re a fan with kind of crazy hijinx you’re probably going to need to pick the change from under the seat of your car and get this The Price is Wrong Bitch T Shirt.

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Types of Sharks T Shirt

by on January 11, 2012

Let me go down the list of sharks on this Types of Sharks T Shirt in case you can’t read the image.

Bull Shark
Blue Shark
Great White Shark
Nurse Shark
Shortfin Mako Shark
Hammerhead Shark
Loan Shark
Pool Shark

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Goddamn this is a funny one right here. Made me laugh like a fool. Game of Thrones is such heavy programming. Lots of honor, swords, beards, and long stares.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m a sucker for that kind of gritty, drama business. The beauty of this Summer is Coming T Shirt is multi-faceted.

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It doesn’t get any more badass than this Darth Vader Surfing a Shark T Shirt. I mean look at that form. The confidence on that deadly beast…like it was just a warm summer day in the shallow end of the community pool. 50 cents gets you in. You lounge around. Dive for pennies. Ogle Mrs. Johnson bronzing in a bikini. Throw the tennis ball to each. Never figure out why swim goggles never keep out the water. Float around on a Little Mermaid raft.

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Down on his luck dude finds sunglasses that enable to him to see the truth behind the human masks. Aliens! And, they’re trying to brainwash the people into submission with messages like Obey Consume Conform Sleep. John Carpenter, who’s a horror dude, directed this film, so there’s probably some blood and gore in it. And perhaps it’s a bit of a cult classic. I have no idea what I’m talking about. I’m trying to piece together bits and pieces to come up with some sort of narrative.

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I love t shirts that celebrate misheard lyrics. They’re always pretty funny. This one also skews toward adorable with those cuddling little bunnies doing the martial arts thing. Somebody you know will love this Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting T Shirt. Wait, it’s not Christmas any more. Who cares about anybody else. You will like this tee from Look At Me Shirts and you will be comfortable and proud as you wear it.

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This is the way to treat a pedophile. Make t-shirts mocking and taunting him. This State Penn T Shirt is a beauty, the shower being a very nice extra touch, because he diddled kids that went to his football camp in the shower, and once he gets convicted, then he’ll be diddled in the shower in prison. Then, he’ll probably be killed, which is what needs to happen.

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So, what we have here is Twantard, an artistic endeavor from the UK. The shirt is a shoe with a dude hoppin’ around in it with big teeth, and that’s cool, but I can’t get past my first notion of Twantard being a word for a very rich man that squanders his money.

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Hey, you’re into the whole zombie phenomenon. And if you’re not, you can go ahead and walk away, because you’re no friend of mine. JK JK JK. I still will dig you, but you probably want to move on to a different post like my top Care Bear t shirts review or something.

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Love the wordplay right here. And the image is great too. Peter Parker doesn’t even need his web slinging ability when he’s puts on his special Peter Parkour spandex suit without the webbed lines, which gives him parkour abilities and the wonderful elusiveness required to stay away from paying licensing fees to Marvel.

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Let’s go through this Things My Computer is Better At Than Me T Shirt. The computer is better at spelling, math, storing data, but you’re better at kickboxing. At least I hope you’re better than your computer at kickboxing, because if you weren’t either you have the most awesomest computer ever or you’re completely and utterly useless on a physical level.

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