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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

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This is not a democracy! I’m guessing this is said by the warden or a guard to an inmate, who doesn’t like the treatment or thinks that inmates should vote on what canned vegetable puree should be on the dinner menu. Am I right? It’s from a movie. Am I right? There’s some gritty dudes. Am I right? Lot’s of clinking bars and prison bitch hissing with the new inmates.

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I’m going to repeat this joke for all you math geeks out there, because this type of thing must be like manna from heaven for you. What’s your sine? Must be pi divided by 2 cause you’re the 1. No idea what this means. I know sine waves and pi is 3.18, etc. I’ll let the number nerds snort and slaver over this bit of business.

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Freaky crew those White Walkers. Not sure I’m all in for the Team Snow if that’s how they’re gonna be. What do you think about the latest developments in the Game of Thrones?

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Snorg Tees Models

by on October 27, 2012

I have a collection of dossier’s and some interviews with current and past Snorg Tees models. Ever since, Alice Fraasa burst onto the Internet scene a few years ago, Snorg Tees has a proven record of finding some of the cutest, girl next door, models around.

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Nice detail on this fine Spaceship Timeline t-shirt design. Can you name all of the “ships?” If you can, do so in the comments. I know there’s some Dr. Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, and the hyperdermic needle from Trainspotters, but that’s all I’m good for.

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Beer FX T Shirt

by on October 22, 2012

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I suppose if you drink enough beer, you’ll start to see things in blurry triplicate. Why not try it tonight? The trick is staying conscious long enough to catch the optical illusion. Remember if the room is spinning, you have gone too far.

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I’m guessing this is from a video game of some sort. Am I right? But, really, is it true. Must be. I mean if lava is basically molten earth, it stands to reason it’s hot enough to melt a diamond. Though, those diamonds have been through quite a chemical transformation, under a lot of pressure, to get where they are so who knows.

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I’m a Ninja T Shirt

by on October 15, 2012

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Get it? You can barely read the type of the shirt, because it’s stealthy ninja font color. The shirt just snuck up on you. My explanation just snuck up on you. Snorg Tees just snuck up on you. Lucky for your sake, the shirt design, my explanation, and Snorg Tees are all cool ninjas, unless you’re stealing rice and gold vessels from peasantry. Then it gets ugly.

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Aw. That’s cute. A little play on the shape of a cartoon magnet, which looks like a U. And, we also have wordplay right here with the attractive. Because you’re gonna show this shirt to the 9s and 10s you run across, and they’re obviously attractive. So, you’re the refrigerator and hottie is that menu/magnet from the Chinese food place up the road. Yum!

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Tea Rex Time T Shirt

by on October 15, 2012

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It’s a Tyranosaurus Rex and he’s drinking tea, thus, Tea Rex. Pretty cute. There are so many twee dino lovers out there that I’m sure this design will appeal to a multitude. The monocle, top hat, and bow tie make for nice touches.

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Eagle Murica T Shirt

by on October 8, 2012

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Eagle, fireworks and Murica. This is salt of the Earth US of A speakin’ to you loud and clear from a red,white, and blue t-shirt. Makes you feel proud especially in these Presidential campaign days. Unfortunately, I’ll be hunting for opossum on election day, so I want be performing my god-given right to vote, but I still love this country and democracy.

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