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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

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Get free shipping from Snorg Tees on any order over $60. Maybe they’re saving the real good deal for Cyber Monday, but this deal isn’t very good, unless you are ready to buy 3 or more shirts right now. Then, the free shipping is a nice little bonus.

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Do the kids even know what that piece of paper is? It’s a library book checkout record. You used to have to go to the counter and the people at the library would stamp the book. Wait, I can’t even remember them writing the record in a book also, but that must have happened in my lifetime. I’m an old dude.

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Panda Bamboozled T Shirt

by on November 19, 2012

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Get it? It’s a panda and she’s bamboozled sitting there wondering why the mating in captivity never works. She does her part. She eats a healthy diet of bamboo. What’s up with that? The zookeeper is always saying it will work and they bring in all these dirty bears.

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You were smart enough not to sign up for classes on Friday. Right? I mean Thursday is for drinkin’. Now, let’s take it to the next level. With one slight change of a vowel, now we’re talking about the day of the Hammer God so it’s only natural to take it from quaint social drinking to getting hammered. I’m talking losing friends and permanent neurological damage hammered. Get this shirt and GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!

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Get 20% off all shirts and hats at Snorg Tees now through Thursday November 15, 2012. This is a great deal, and gives you a chance to get a jump on your holiday shopping.

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It’s a giraffe! Finally, he just had enough of the elephants’ tall jokes and let them know that, yes, while you’re standing there in the rain, my head is literally above the clouds and it’s sunny and warm and beautiful. Of course, if his torso or tail or hooves could talk they would talk in some Chicago gangster accent like…whaddya think I’m gettin’ pissed on same as you down here Phant Face.

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Investigator T Shirt

by on November 12, 2012

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It’s wordplay combined with a cute Private Investigator with woolen cap, scarf and magnifying glass. He may be a cute PI, but watch out he’s got very keen observational skills, and he can eat your face.

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Busting Star Wars’ balls a little bit. You don’t get that very often in this nerdy online world that we live in, but it’s a legit point. A long time ago but somehow in the future is a very curious and confusing way to start a movie.

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Thorium T Shirt

by on November 5, 2012

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Hey, it’s another Periodic Table of the Elements design. Though, I don’t know that I’ve seen one conceived like this. A beard, an arm brandishing the Hammer, helmet and cape actually on the rectangle pulled from the table. You know, I never even check if the elements referenced on the shirt designs are real. This could basically be a total hoax, and you’re slowly falling for it.

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It used to be the wavy lines coming out of the hot air hand dryer, now it’s the ripples in the swimming area of the lake. Bacon is everywhere. Just where you want it. In a filthy public bathroom and in a lake. Delish.

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Poor moon looking at his portrait of an astronaut fondly. Remembering the time when brave men used to visit her. Of course, she also has a selective memory even though there’s a daily reminder of abuse by flag planting in her back. There should probably be another moon shot soon just to get her back in good spirits.

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