Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This isn’t really a definitive answer, but certainly something to base a well-constructed hypothesis on. The egg thinks he did.

Unfortunately, this took me awhile to get. I’m slow like that. Or probably I’m just really naive. Anyway, if you have some time to sit down and discuss with people puzzled over the meaning of your shirt, this is a terrific conversation starter. Of course, you’ll need to be comfortable discussing the Oedipus complex, because if you really think about it…

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You never really think about what’s happening with the food you eat. Slaughtered chickens, hooked fish, chopped plants, ground up horses to make paste, and, of course, the forced split of popcicle lovers. So harsh. So sad. And yet you’ll continue to lick and suck and enjoy the cool, fruity, sweet treat. Cold really.

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Didn’t fill out your Census forms. Didn’t get the warranty from your latest electronics purchase because you hate filling out forms. Refused to go to college because of the paperwork. Don’t drive a car. Live in a house. Use a credit card to purchase food because of that signature line. Well, then, I understand why you might not want to take these polls, and instead would want to simply see my latest Snorg Tees review.

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Rhett beaver is droppin’ the bomb with a ton of composure. There are going to be some Scarlett beaver tears tonight. You know what’s weird is that the Scarlett beaver tail is pretty close to the flange winging off the back of Vivien Leigh’s dress in the movie.

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I'm kind of a big deal tshirt as worn by Alice FraasaWearing Anchorman t shirts puts you in a very select group of sophisticated, fun-loving, successful people that love to laugh. And, if that doesn’t get you invited to the dance on Saturday night, nothing will.

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I want to be formal but I\'m here to partyAh, the tuxedo tee shirt. Nothing says classy and fun like wearing a tshirt with the look of a tuxedo. It’s good to wear one of these gems on any social occasion, but it’s even better to wear one at a formal event. Add jeans and flip flops to the ensemble for non-stop funniness and admiration from anybody that’s Cool with a capital C.

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Evil Smores T Shirt

by on June 27, 2008

Smores TshirtDoesn’t really make a lick of sense but the art is so hilarious this is definitely my favorite funny t shirt right now. Look at that loveable and a little slow graham cracker. You can tell he’s kind of just following along doing whatever chocolate bar tells him. Now, choco is pretty sophisticated with that pencil mustache and perfect teeth. And poor old marshy. He’s running for his soft, spongy life.

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Stay Classy California TshirtThis is a very important message from Ron Burgundy. When you get pulled every which way but loose, and heaven-forbid start to go down that road where classy doesn’t live, pull this tshirt out of the drawer and remind yourself. Talk about positive affirmations. Talk about willing yourself to a better life. Simply wearing this shirt does half the work for you.

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Unicorn: lucky teeAs it says in the good book, thou shalt not covet they neighbors wings. In the unicorn’s defense that flying stuff is pretty cool and a winged horse is lucky indeed. Of course, if the unicorn takes a step back and realizes all that he has: mystical powers to turn spring water into Gatorade, the finest oragami skills, etc., then, unicorn can be content.

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Snorg Tees

by on May 27, 2008

Note: This listing is out of date. Check out the latest Snorg Tees Review.

Pop-culture inspired tshirt humor at its finest.

Snorg Tees offerings are very whimsical. Cute. Funny. Full of joy. You’re going to have a good day when you put on one of these. Plus, they print these sweet designs on American Apparel tshirts: the company that manufacturers all their clothing in Los Angeles and pays their factory workers a living wage – no sweatshops!

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Shut your mouth when you\'re talking to me tshirtThe words make lips. The message is strong and it’s only available in women’s sizes. Talk about suffragette city, this speaks volumes (no pun intended) about how much power the lovely ladies in our lives have. Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me. Love it.

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Fork is shocked. Plate and spoon in bed tshirt.Oh, man that’s painful to see. The dish ran away with a very, very smug spoon. Fork is in shock. He was so excited to arrive at dish’s place with the heart-shaped headboard. Doing everything textbook. Box of chocolates, bouquet of roses and extra curling wax on the mustache. And what happens? He walks in on this – the afterglow. But, you know what? Dish doesn’t deserve fork. Fork will land on his feet, no doubt. He’s a standup guy. Dish and spoon truly deserve each other – they are the low of the low. Still, this just hurts to witness.

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