Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

This tee has 2 things every great shirt needs:

1. Simple statement of cosmic fact.
2. Picture of a  boomerang with a kangaroo on it.

Basically you know you can’t lose with this tshirt. Wear it and you’re a winner. Plus, you’ll seem really deep because you’ll be wearing the basic tenants of karma, which is really spiritual.

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The ultimate put down. You saw Napoleon Dynamite. You saw the devastation this gem wreaked on anyone around it. You wear this tshirt and everyone knows you mean business. No one messes with you. Just hope you don’t take down the innocent with the guilty. It’s that powerful.

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You have until the end of today (Nov. 9, 2008) to get $3 off all Snorg Tees. Jump on this now! Snorg doesn’t discount very often. Read more on Snorg Tees: End of Election Sale…

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There’s been a controversy about a similarly named shirt that depicted a guy pushing a girl off a cliff or something. This one that depicts blatant cheating is much more socially acceptable. Plus, it’s funny in its own right…I mean I’m not saying pushing girls off cliffs is funny…just that getting so f*in frustrated at a Rubix cube because you can only ever get one side all one color, that you go out to the nearest art supply store, drop 20 bucks on brush, paint and probably a couple of other miscellaneous supplies I’m not thinking about, and paint the cube sides so that it looks like you “solved” it.

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Get your hamburger phone here. Or if that’s a little much, you can always celebrate the movie Juno by wearing the tshirt. The girls all loved this movie, so if you’re a girl, you’re hardwired to adore and want this tshirt. If you’re a guy, you probably win a metric ton of positive vibe points if you wear this or if you can’t quite get there, you can always get it as a gift for a girl in your life. Added bonus: if someone hasn’t seen the movie and see you in this shirt, they think you’re cool for such random goodness, like talking about a hamburger phone on your tee????

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Updog T shirt

by on October 19, 2008

Here’s how this cool little shirt works. You walk around with Updog on your chest and it totally looks like it means something, comes from some hilarious movie or is the name of a terrific little video that’s gone viral on YouTube.

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Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert! If you haven’t seen There Will Be Blood, starring a maniacal Daniel Day-Lewis, then you probably shouldn’t even look at this tshirt. This is the essence of this movie. An encapsulation of a ruthless oil man and the devastation of everything in his way, including a fruity, weird kid drawn to the ministry.

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Sometimes you need Public Service Announcements just like this to reel people back in from their drug-induced mania and splash them with some cold, hard, cold water truth to set them on the straight and narrow terra firma.

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Imposter Mouse Tshirt

by on September 6, 2008

The best part of this tshirt is the mouse finger pointing at the plastic mouse imposter.

Who’s eating the cheese? Who’s chewing holes in the wall? Who’s making grandma move quicker than she has in years, jumping on the dining room table after seeing the real deal mouse scurry along the floor boards.

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This is so damn geeky I don’t even know what to say, except that whenever a dialog between pi and the imaginary unit can be captured for all to see, you have to share with the world.

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Talkin’ ’bout taken MMA to the next level. Bring the yarn, paint brushes and writing paper. Real men love crafts and ninja outfits. This shirt is nearly perfect. It just needs raw macaroni noodles, paste, construction paper and glitter to be the pinnacle of crafty.

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This is a very informative shirt. And stylish too. It’s always good reference for the important questions in life and arms-length away, and this lovely depiction of all the cranes you need to know can be right on your body at all times (especially if you don’t mind wearing really smelly clothes or buying seven as these tshirts and putting them in rotation).

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