Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Happy New Year! This shirt is appropriate if you as me. I’m always a little confused this time of year. All the celebrating and the drinking and I’m happy….but wait maybe I’m not. Maybe I’m miserable because every turn of the calendar makes me feel even older and I didn’t come close to taking care of any of the previous year’s resolutions.

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This is an incredible dis on your mama. Total burn. It’s like twice as wicked as “Your mama goes to college.” Rocket science certainly ain’t easy and, yes, your Mom is. So the tshirt speaks deep truth. On a side note, if you wear a shirt with this type of power math, you announce to the world that you are a serious M’Fer.

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Merry Christmas! Be lazy this holiday season! Make a New Year’s Resolution to be roustabout. Make slothfulness your goal, ‘cuz it pays off immediately. Instant gratification baby. You could lay up your stores for winter like the ant, then get hit by a bus. Where does that get you, grasshopper?

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Zombies Hate Fast Food Tee

by on December 12, 2009

zombies-hate-fast-food-teeDude is turning on the jets. And wouldn’t you if you had the undead all up and after your brains and shit. This guy has classic running form wrist bands and a hyper coordinated color scheme…all of which gives him the supreme confidence to out run these zombies, who are sort of in bad shape.

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Hey, this is a great deal on some of the best shirts on the ‘Net. Get into the holiday mood…and fast. Snorg Tees ’tis the season sale – 15% off everything – ends Friday December 11, 2009. Hurry up and get some festivity in your life already.

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Shop Review: Snorg Tees

by on December 7, 2009

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Snorg Tees is a little outfit from Atlanta, specializing in funny t shirts covering a range of topics including, super random, pop culture, geek culture, TV/movie quotes, wordplay, and, of course, zombies.

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your-mom-goes-to-college-tshirtClassic funny tshirt in every sense of the word. First, you have the cult classic Napoleon Dynamite movie with one of the most hilarious, non-sensical cut downs by a mustache wielding, so cool, he’s an idiot big brother. Next, you have Alice Fraasa, the classic tshirt model for Snorg Tees. What more could you possibly want. Now, of course, you probably won’t get the model when you order this shirt, but you will have the goofy sentiment.

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absolute-zero-is-the-coolest-tshirtSometimes it’s good to embrace the obvious. Sometimes it’s good to champion extremes. When you where this shirt you are celebrating some nippy weather. That’s even colder than Wisconsin in January if I’m not mistaken.

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theres-so-much-room-for-activities-tshirtClassic line from the Will Ferrell movie Step Brothers. As he and step brother, John C. Reilly, are starting to buddy up, they get the excellent idea to make their own bunk beds. Sounds compelling, eh. Actually, the whole premise of the movie is severely corny, but I laughed a lot in spite of myself and you did too.

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It’s not that you don’t want to go all out, but sometimes there comes a time in your life when the end of October rolls around and you’re short on time, money or inspiration to craft a worthy Halloween costume.

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id-tap-that-fish-teeThis is just sneaky funny. What is the compulsion to tap the fish tank, to be acknowledged by a guppie. I wonder if it is telling psychological test. Those that must tap a tank and those that can resist completely annoying our finned friends.

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snorg-sale-Oct-2009Another Snorg Tees sale for October. Some of the best offerings are only $9.95. That’s a rippin’ deal, so go check it out and save on such classics as:

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