Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

You know you love the science and wordplay and especially the stick figure type dudes with the shoes. These details make this shirt irresistible even though I don’t know anything about electrons and molecules and how any of that relates to positivity.

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Bat and Robin Tshirt

by on March 8, 2010

This is a tremendous shirt, especially because these two fliers have yellow utility belts. And let’s not overlook the red-breasted robin’s mask. Terrific. Now you know, that bad is really sacrificing as he aids the community with important crime fighting, because it looks like a nice sunny day, and bats are usually upside down in the rafters or in a tree during the day. This nocturnal hero is trying to keep it up, though you can see the strain of lack of sleep on his face.

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First, be careful. This image is pretty graphic. Looks like that dude got some blood-like tranny fluid on his schmock. If you can get past that, here’s what you need to think about this shirt.

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Hey, if Obama can win the Nobel Peace Prize even though he’s increased defense spending in the U.S., we might as well start giving away the prize for things that warm the heart and fill the belly. That’s a noble Nobel. It’s the Nobel Pies.

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Snakes on a Plane Tshirt

by on February 7, 2010

Love the math humor, of course. Love the wordplay on the name of a movie. Love the two different vicious snakes that look like they’re dis-engorging forked rubberbands. Watch out for the cobra and the rattler! The collection of the B movie pop culture and the math always produces a humor explosion that shoots straight to your gut.

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Sometimes the intelligencia takes itself a little too seriously and likes to create the artificial barrier of knowledge to separate themselves from the common folk. This is why I applaud this shirt that has taken the time to explain what all that latin goobledegook means in English.

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Sex Equals Fun Tshirt

by on January 28, 2010

Um, I guess in you fall in the camp diametrically opposed to the Vaselines Sex Sux, then you’ll raise your fist in the air and say “yeah” to this positive sentiments about sex. Finally, vindication for those that have secretly thought sex kicked ass but never felt like making a stand amidst all the haters. Now, math has come in and simply PROVED it. Sex = Fun. Let me write that arithmetic equation another way Sex Equals Fun.

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Update: Reader Courtney tells reminds me that this is Bruce Campbell’s famous line in Army of Darkness. I did not know this and it takes a man to admit when he’s clueless. Right? It’s just that the image and line work so well together without the movie reference that I didn’t bother thinking beyond what was showing.

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Team Conan Tshirt

by on January 24, 2010

Who gives a shit? Jay Leno or Conan O’Brien. Who’s the bad guy? Who dissed who? Is NBC dead? Did NBC cook this whole controversy up? Is Conan going to Fox? It’s late night network TV…it’s dead. No one cares.
Anyways, the two funniest things I can think of about these two guys aside from the oversized pompadour and the oversized chin is Jay’s denim out-on-the-town wardrope and Conan falling on his ass in some cooked  race with Desperate Housewives actor, Teri Hatcher. Now, that’s good stuff.

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First, if you watch American Idol I don’t know what to say, in fact, I’m not going to say it because maybe some of the visitors to this blog are big fans of the systematic destruction of original and professional music in this world.

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Have you heard of this sweet, enticing, and exciting deal. You can tell Snorg Tees your size and tell ’em to send you sumpin’ sumpin’ out of the grab bag, and you will receive a wearable shirt that is either a discontinued design, or has a slight defect.

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Sweet little mash up. Diff’rent Strokes and the Lord of the Rings. Gary Coleman and Elijah Woods. Late-70s and Early 80s with Early 00s. Very clever and satisfying combo that you would never think would go well together. I simply love those happy accidents.

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