Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

This is a very funny shirt. Don’t believe me, then think about this. Cheating is always funny when it comes on the heals of a trite saying. Think outside the box. Yeah, yeah, go the extra mile at the Boston marathon in a taxi.

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Sometimes it gets a little too deep, a little too heavy here at Tshirt Groove with all of the social commentary and dissemination of important information. The politics. The philosophy. The theology. Sometimes you just have to lighten up, kick up your feet and say “fuck it.” I’m going silly stupid. And that’s when you start the third grade wordplay and the fart jokes.

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No shit. It’s a hammer and nails. Drill is more gun shaped. Has a bit, some adjustment buttons, a power button, and may or may not have a chord depending on whether it’s cordless or not. This is obviously one of the most common tools in the world, the hammer, not a drill, so why even put that on a shirt. Can you believe this? Who’s going to buy this?

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Clever yes. I could never get more than two sides solved on those damn cubes of color. But, let’s talk claw dexterity. You hear rumors of elephants being able to shell peanuts with their trunk, which is impressive from a relative size standpoint, but the dinosaur is about 13 times bigger than an elephant, so the fact that she can manipulate the Rubik’s Cube to even show how clever she is is quite remarkable. Don’t you think?

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Hey, let’s get this out in the open right away. This becomes another very nice addition to my favorite tshirts to wear to work series that is formulating quite nicely in the deep recesses of my mind. Come in scratching your balls, bed head, yawning, eye boogers, looking off into the cubicles beyond, and getting nothing down and let your shirt tell the story of why.

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That isn’t one of those remote control boats or ships in a bottle. That’s the real thing with dozens of hands that can be called on deck, a captain, a sloppy cook, two stowaway fey 18-year-old poets, and nine hookers. This is not a toy, and just look at what that manatee has done. It is so big that when it surfaced, it shook loose the 17th green at Augusta and that ship ran aground right on top of it.

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This is most certainly true. I can’t agree more. I know from personal experience that I’m a much better person when I’m wearing a nice, full moustache on my person. Now, you look at this shirt and you start to really see the power of the ‘stache. I mean it’s versatile. Look at all the different styles: big and bushy, thin and whispy, heartily waxed and shaped and everything in between. It’s miraculous. Not to mention the wide assortment of things these moustaches are making better. Look at the range. Spatula, perfume, stapler, kitty, toilet paper roll, to go coffee, and an alarm clock. And this by no means covers it. Virtually anything is improved with the moustache.

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Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of mother’s day, I give you a shirt about vegetables, because that’s always a common subject with the moms of the world. Eat your peas. Eat those brussels sprouts. Eat your salad. That broccoli better be gone by the time I get back from this meeting with my pimp. It’s non-stop, day and night, bitch and moan about eating the vegetables. God, no wonder everybody is so relived to get out of the house and be on their own, where an endless supply of pizza, beer, and skanks awaits. Not a veggie to be seen.

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Give THAT girl the googly eyes as she spirals into deep understanding of your amazing qualities. Guaranteed to work or your money back (if you can prove with real-time video that you’ve had 2435 exceptionally attractive women look intently into your tshirt, and you still have not enticed one to do your bidding).

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Hey, if you don’t have the ticker for really intense situations, you may want to skip looking at this shirt too intently. It’s profound. The gritted teeth, the furrowed brow, the double handguns. A true Mexican standoff. What’s going to happen? Who’s going to make the first move…paper, rock, scissors.

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Dude with a fork and a cowlick is pushing through the crowd, letting people know he’s gonna take care of this outlet situation. It’s dangerous, but he’s done it before.

The reason I feature this shirt is because it’s as goofy as can be. It would stand up just as text on a shirt, because that’s pretty funny in itself. Now, you this teenager about ready to stick a fork into the socket for God knows what reason and all of a sudden you’ve taken it to the absurd level. It actually might be too much. Maybe they should have just stuck with the words.

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It’s always good to be realistic, especially about yourself. It goes something like…know thyself. You can’t go around being somebody you are not. It’s too much of a strain being phony. If it is in your cards to be a drunk, promiscuous, arrogant loud-mouth, you’re doing nobody any favors, not even the children, if you try to be a dry, saintly, humble, church mouse.

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