Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

The whole premise of this tshirt is completely and absolutely wrong. Why, you must be asking yourself with great concern. Because those that really know, will tell you that this freak of nature coupling of the squirrel and the pigeon came from an organic copulation session. There was no science involved whatsoever. No test tubes, no needles, no lab coats, or hot Swedish chicks with cleavage. Just good ol’ interspecies bump bump.

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Yo Yo Yoyo Tshirt

by on July 27, 2010

Simple, silly, and alright with me. I love the “Yo” “Yo” Yoyo conversation tshirt. There is such a culture behind the yoyo from kids that can’t make it work worth shit to professionals getting laid because they have such dynamic skills with string and the plastic sandwich cookie or burger bun. Am I right? They look like that right? You just said to yourself that comparison is so funny because “IT’S TRUE!”

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Ants on a Log Tshirt

by on July 26, 2010

That’s a very delish snack. Raisins, celery, and peanut butter. Of course, I could get all snobby and say it’s gotta be local, in season, organic celery, flame raisins, and almond butter instead of the moldy ass peanut butter, but that would deflate the childlike fun bubble that’s been blown just seeing a homemade snack on a tshirt. So, I won’t get all foodie asshole on you, but really, you should be eating the organic shit.

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Took me a second to figure out the initialism and for those that are having similar issues, this is a high-impact collision between pop religious culture What Would Jesus Do (WWJD) wrist bands and the resulting mockery putting all kinds of initials in place of the “J” for Jesus and moving those people to the status of prophet or solid purveyor of wisdom.

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I always wondered what that saying meant. I mean, why would waking up on the wrong side of the bed make you grumpy? Or maybe it’s a deeper statement about you as a person. “Oh, bad mood, you must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed,” which really means “you’re such a miserable creature of habit that any slight upset to your iron-clad routine knocks you into a funk.”

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Train Wreck Tshirt

by on July 24, 2010

Is this a shout out to Tetris. Or am I missing some picayune pop culture reference that anyone under the age of 16 knows. All I know the art looks good and the concept of wearing a Train Wreck Tshirt on your chest seems hard core.

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Bacon is quite delicious and does make everything better: eggs, pancakes, sandwiches, macaroni, chocolate, and hamhocks. Don’t talk to me about fakin’ bacon, soy bacon, dog doodoo bacon, or whatever “substitute” meat the “health gurus” are telling you about. You need the real deal. Pig, pork, swine, the other white meat.

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This is just one of those PSA “Slow your roll” tshirts that we all need to see and digest at times. Always good to have reminders to keep the speed down, to stop texting while driving, and, of course, to avoid the red turtle shells that sort of look like granades…at least in Mario Kart they do. Many  believe the red turtle shells are the most wicked weapons in the history of video games.

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Talk about a mind tweak. This is like a triple pronged whammy. Your eyes see giraffe. Your memory ears hear cow, but you smell goat. Trippy! It’s been a while since I did one of these misdirection t-shirts. Always had a soft spot for them. Rarely, do you get a specimen like this doing the triumvirate, triple lutz, tri-city area work.

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So, the ginger bread man is the friend and the benefits is that you can eat him and he’s delicious. Or is it the fact that if you’re friends with the ginger bread man, you’ve all of a sudden entered into a different dimension, where baked goods can hop out of the oven, evade the old woman and the farm animals, yelling “run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the ginger bread man.”

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Wicked wordplay in the works here. You got all this Sherlock Holmes buzz with the Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, and Rachel McAdams movie, and then there’s the book by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, that’s picked up steam because of the movie.

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You remember the game. Put your head down and your thumb up. And some people touch you and then you guess. Hell, I don’t remember. I think we just played when the third grade teacher was hungover. If you really want to remember go ahead and look at this rules of the game and reminisce.

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