So the TV show, Community, is about Greendale Community College and they created a new mascot: the Human Being. Saves money on costume. Hell, it’s a community college, why wouldn’t you do something like this. It’s funny. And, plus, humans can be pretty kick ass if they want to be. There’s a reason they’re on top of the food chain. Forget Tigers, Bears, Horned Frogs and Banana Slugs. And god forbid you’re the Devils…Geez, what kind of message is that. Let’s bring it down to a real level. A human level. And connect as people…as human beings.
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Never seen the show Arrested Development but apparently Bob Loblaw is some kind of character played by Tony Danza Scott Baio. If you time machined from a time when Danza Baio was staring in shitty TV back in the day, you probably would be a little confused that he’s still going strong…on a critically-acclaimed show no less. Good for Tony Scott. Look I don’t feel good about that last sentence Tony’s Scott’s career deserved a little Wikipedia research. TV show Taxi (1978-1983) and Who’s the Boss (1984-1992). He also had his own show for awhile (1997), proving that he’s a great supporting character and should not be The Man. Chachi on Happy Days. Some TV movies. Joanie Loves Chachi. And a nice run on Charles in Charge (1984-1990). Anyways, dude still looks great at 59 50 so he’s a winner.
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Pat Sajak and Vanna White are the only reasons that Wheel of Fortune is still on the air. I mean the names themselves, not the personalities, not the remarkable slow aging. I’m talking about the names: Pat Sajak and Vanna White. Are you kidding me? Those are the best names in television history. Who made those up. Should have multiple Emmies for made up game show host and hostess names.
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As you well know many ‘a love affair was catalyzed by bacon. On a sandwich, in your hair, up your butt, and covered with flair. I don’t know that just meant and I don’t know what this means. What’s the frickin’ fascination with bacon in the youth of today? Yeah, it’s delicious. Crispy. Smells amazing. So, what. So does braunschweiger. I think it’s like a response to all those hippie vegan, raw foodist fags that continue to shove the food ideology down our throats. We get it. Dead animals. Poop. Polluted water. The spirit of Jesus residing in every swine. We…understand…already. So, the kids can’t take the prosthelytizing, thus they celebrate like the most meaty and ubiquitous flesh food product they know.
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This is a lovely design. I love this concept. I love the execution. I love the mixing of elements. And, I love the shape and form of the medium. Soft tshirt material from American Apparel ties it all together in a lovely form fitting package.
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Very sound advice. Number one, you do not want a bog full of alligators at your place, much less one with a tight rope crossing it, and a unicycle nearby. I encourage having hard liquor handy at all times, but if you absolutely have to have the alligator, tight rope, unicycle thing going, then please, take the precaution of hiding the booze. It’s just not a good combination. But, that advice is only for your house. You don’t want to get sued. You don’t want your parents getting sued. You don’t loved ones going through litigation nightmares.
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This is a terrific little pirate shirt. It has everything: the mention of rum, a ship, and a treasure map. Plus, the wordplay makes it funny. This is certainly a solid play here by Snorg Tees. Very solid play. Rum does have that quickening effect like life has increased in speed, like the good times are rolling in like tsunami waves, except slower and more peaceful like sitting at the beach drinking a Mai Tai and talking about the latest Hannah Montana hijinx.
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This is the point where they’ve taken it too far. We can live in a world where the world’s largest land roaming mammal doesn’t forget shit. That’s cool. Photographic memory in that big elephant beast is fine. Yay, they remember that baobab tree from last time they were in the neighborhood. But, now this information about not forgiving. That ain’t good. I mean, who knows what sticks in their craw and what they seek revenge for: false imprisonment.
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Hey, no time better to release a shirt with a snowman on it than the first of August. Because that’s when all the snowmen start melting in the Northern Hemisphere, if you happen to be at 14,000 feet or higher altitude. Otherwise, this shirt just doesn’t speak to the common person sweating their balls off in the 90 degrees, 90 percent humidity weather.
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So this dude Baron Von Mildenstein was into some heavy shit involving trying to form a partnership between Zionism and the Nazi State. I got that off some stub on Wikipedia, so take it as gospel truth, yo. Anyway, the point is you can take any deep, important, heavy, political, world-changing subject in history, boil it down to the key players, add a milk mustache to those key players and then all of a sudden you have a hilarious shirt.
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Awesome as a generic expression of “I heard you, and it sounds good,” isn’t bad. Cool. Sweet. Nice. Right on. Word. And weasel groin also work for this linguistic purpose. Trouble is shit gets crusty and you need to spice it up, especially if someone keeps droning on and on and you don’t want to hurt their feelings, and you want to encourage them to share, because that makes them feel better and you don’t have a psycho on your hands, so…
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Hey, who let the cat out of the bag. I’ve been basically printing money with this “business” for years. All it involves is a decent point and shoot camera, a 19-year old buxom blonde with a slight lisp, and any number of horny middle aged men driving sporty red vehicles.
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