Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Hey all you Star Wars nerds out there. This one is for you. What Darth Vader learned early on was when one door closes another opens, and you have to keep your eyes open and be quick on your feet to find the new opportunity. This whole blown up Death Star deal is just a minor setback, but Luke, Hans, Leia, Chewy, R2D2, C3PO, and Billy Dee Williams need to realize is that even in destruction a spirit of community can germinate and grow.

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You have zombies and blood and a t shirt. What more could you really want in life, especially with Halloween sneaking up on us like Chester the Molester in the fog. Where did this zombie fixation start? I’m sure there were ancient tales that referenced zombie-like creatures…the undead that feasted on live people brains. And, then some schticky horror film picked up the genre, knocked it out of the ballpark, and all of a sudden everybody has zombie fever for the next 9 and a half years.

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Baby Gaga T Shirt

by on October 11, 2010

Little wordplay here. Baby sounds like lady and gaga is a baby noise, so why not go with the Baby Gaga. Plus, the whacky white archway hair and the sunglasses and this baby is doomed to be vacuous and weird just like Lady Gaga herself. Is it me, or does that women crap out like 3 albums a month. You know at that pace, there’s nothing but gold being printed.

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Can someone help me out here? I don’t know what any of this means. Apparently there are green men roving the streets in Philadelphia, at least in the fictional Philadelphia of the Always Sunny in Philadelphia TV show. He does crazy shenanigans, and people get fired up because he’s in a skin tight lycra body suit. Is this part of the Philly gay parade?

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In the one and a half minutes I spent researching what the hell this shirt means, I didn’t come up with a very definitive answer, but I’m pretty sure it’s some Twilight (they have sparkly men?) vs. Harry Potter spoiler alert (defeats Voldemort). So, in this intense debate, if you agree wit hthe Real Men Don’t Sparkle Real Men Defeat Dark Wizards T Shirt, then you dig Harry Potter more than Edward Cullen, or some such thing.

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This sort of balances out all the hate math gets in general. I know I hate math. Actually, I like to do simple math in my head…a lot. But, anything where you have to write stuff down and use formulas and remember equations, and how to divide fractions, and I’m out of my element and I hate it. So, it makes me feel like the world is a more balanced place when a shirt like this Dear Math I Love You Infinity T Shirt comes out.

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We have a little wordplay mixed with a little cute animal business going on here. This must be Thursday night party time at the pasture, and the boy sheep is trying to pick up on that girl sheep with a pretty stale line, except that it’s a play on words and if she gets it, he’s in like Flynn. If not, no biggie, he’ll try the line with the 6 or up that he sees. He’s not totally picky you or should I say ewe see.

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Nice wordplay from North of the border. The friendly Canucks do indeed say “eh” a lot, and I know this because I saw Strange Brew about 30 times when I was in high school. Hey hoser, eh.

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Masked Turtles T Shirt

by on October 1, 2010

I am way too lazy to figure out if this means something. I know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles looked similar to these guys except that they were super buff and seemed pretty much like humans with turtle costumes on. These seem more like a kid saw the movie, was inspired and painstakingly cut out some tiny masks out of felt, then went on a box turtle hunt. Once he found four, he dressed them up in the masks and stacked them on top of one another.

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This is pretty cool, and I dig the little cupcake and muffin talking to each other, but I can’t see the difference between the two cool characters. Actually, the one that has sprinkles looks like the cupcake with sweet red frosting and sprinkles, so why is he calling the muffin “cake?” The muffin, looks like a nice healthy muffin with maybe a little toasted oats or nuts on top, says the correct thing. Muffin much. He’s a muffin. Just a slight bit of confusion with the What’s Up Cake Muffin Much T Shirt, but nothing that wold hold me back from purchasing it. It’s too nice in look and flavor and rhythm to ignore.

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What’s happening here is that someone is reading the shirt you’re wearing, so you’re tweeting that somebody is reading your shirt. Then they get a little cutesy and say Less than 10 seconds ago from life. So, basically, you have this subtly brilliant Twitter shirt that takes on all kinds of the issues that have bubbled to the surface since the micro blogging platform blew up. Like who gives a shit about the micro details of your life. And, maybe you should enjoy the moment rather than tweeting the moment and letting real life, yet again, slip from your grasp. Intriguing, eh?

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WTF…is this? Okay all you kiddies, gather around the stage and we’re going to have a little cutesy toddler time. We have a puppy in a suit and a kitty in a tie. They each have brief cases and they’re totally ready to take on any DUI or criminal case you may be wound up in. Killed your wife? The cuties will get you off with an insanity plea. Burned the orphanage to the ground. The little cuddly poos will frame the hard-working school teacher that commuted past the site daily for 9 and a half years. Yessirree. Crack team Rex & Whiskers Attorneys at Awwwwwww are on the job so get the t shirt, and if you spill hot coffee in your lap because you’re trying to sober up after that long night carousing with that cheap hooker, well these little sweetums will sue the fuck out of the corporation that sold the beverage to you. And, win, or you don’t pay.

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