Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

This is a funny shirt to wear as a man. I think you can wear it in two instances. One, you’re hideously ugly like Larry Bird, so wearing this is like a super joke. People will dig your vibe knowing you’re not afraid to make fun of yourself. Two, you are very handsome, not kinda handsome, not sorta handsome, but very handsome, and people see that HMC shield and think that just maybe, you really do belong to to the club.

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Is that the moon that’s comforting Pluto’s unsightly demise, being demoted from planet to big hunk of rock hurtling around in space? Because if it is Pluto’s probably mumbling something like, you never were a planet so what do you care…you never had something and then had it ripped away from you. Those Earthling scientists stole my soul when they reclassified me as just another Kuiper Belt object.

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Hey, I call straight up shenanigans here. Print the text sideways and make people turn their head and voila, you have something to talk about. Very solid interactive shirt with unlimited possibilities. If you’re in a mean mood, you knee them in the jaw as they contort to read. If you’re in a nice mood you pat them on the head. Amorous mood, well I’m not gonna get into that on this family blog. Oh wait, this is the furthest thing from a family blog, but I’m still not gonna get into, ‘cuz my mom just walked into the basement.

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Comma Chameleon T Shirt

by on October 20, 2010

What we have here is a little shout out to Boy George, and boy let me tell you, it’s long over due. Ground breaking in the sexually confusing world of singing artistry. What a talent! What a band! And, now we have this little wordplay that is worthy of being associated with that phenomenon.

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Interesting bit about the shirt that inspired this parody. Keep Calm and Carry On was a slogan on a poster printed in 1939 by the British Government’s Ministry of Information to stiffen the resolve of a country that was being blitzed by the Nazis.

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Number one: the only way this fish knows about the Guiness Book of World Records longest time playing dead by a fish in water is if this owner of the fish constantly has his TV on the GBOWR channel. Like 24-7. Because you see…fish can’t read. Their eyes don’t work like that. They can’t make out the little words. Yeah, maybe there’s a color photo of the previous world record holder but that really could be anything. Most miles wimming on his back. Longest time singing to Darfur refugees. Anything…so, long story short, I think this fish really did die because he was exposed to too much television.

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Icing the Kicker T Shirt

by on October 19, 2010

This is a shout out to Smirnoff Ice and football. Looks like the ball is on a tee, so this is a kickoff. At first I thought this was a field goal attempt, but I guess that would have been too confusing, because there actually is a dude that takes a knee during that play, so it wouldn’t have been as cool as this. Maybe, he’s just refreshing, he’ll throw the bottle behind him and the long snapper will get it to him. Place, spin ball laces out and boop. I guess that’s probably a little nerve racking also. All eyes are right there, so taking the edge off isn’t such a bad thing.

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Cute shirt. Donut hole, finds the mothership donut. Mothership donut says “you complete me” because then the donut hole is filled. Wait, why are they called donut holes. That would imply nothing. They should have mimes working at donut shops and when you buy 2-dozen donut holes they do that whole elaborate mime thing where they fake like they have one of those foldable donut boxes, and some tongs and they fill the whole thing up with “holes.” They hand it to you, then they cut the mime crap and ring you up for real. And when you don’t pay they get belligerent and start calling you the worst names you can think of. Then, they call the cops and the cops make you pay because they point at the fine print on the sign behind the counter that talks about how these are the freshest donuts you will ever stuff in your fat face.

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Did Conan O’Brien say this or something, because what’s the deal with the ginger riding the dinosaur on the shirt? That’s CoCo. Right? I personally don’t think it would be that much fun at all, because I don’t think dinosaurs would be very good rides, like, say, horses, or your mama (ha, ha, ha….you saw that coming from 42,000 miles away…right!?)

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Misdirection galore here. That’s a baseball player taking a mighty cut, aiming for the cheap seats, but probably whiffing super badly because Tim “The Freak” Lincecum just threw a nasty slider. It has nothing to do with a touchdown, which is the name of a score worth six points in the game of American football. That’s why it’s funny. People will come up to you scratch their heads and walk away. Hot women will get it right away and totally want to jump your bones…yeah, even you are a girl. It’s just what happens when you wear the Touchdown Baseball Batter T Shirt.

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Not sure if I can get behind this whole vulgarization of the classic Nutcracker Suite. One way you look at this Tshirt and you have this soldier bustin’ enemy nuts, or a guard bustin’ prisoners nuts, or law enforcement bustin’ criminals nuts. And, the other way you look at it, you have this stiff dude bustin’ a nut on dame (if you know what I mean).

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This is an often overlooked truism. Actually, it’s sad really, how this information is buried in unread scientific and medical journals. This could really help a lot of young people, who are considering growing a mustache, or even those that are considering hanging out, befriending, dating, or even fornicating with those that have moustaches. They are not to be trifled with. That are indeed the most important bodily hair.

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