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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

This is good if you wear it if your a very large individual with fat rolls or a fit and trim individual that’s squeezing into a tight t shirt. The fat person shows that he has a wonderful sense of humor and it is a positive message, because there is a god that has a rotund body. The fit person is showing off, but it’s tolerable because they have fat Buddha on their shirt, which makes it funny.

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Wine Party Hat T Shirt

by on December 13, 2010

I have to admit this took me a beat or two to figure out. What the hell is that hat with wine glasses stuck on a pitchfork. Is this some special type of scarecrow? Does this have something to do with the Phantom of the Opera. Then, I had a flash image of my fine fat friends attending the Packers game at Lambeau and recalled the headwear with the beers and the tube system to drink from.

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Snack Attack T Shirt

by on December 13, 2010

Nice little play on words with images here. When you gotta have a snack it sometimes feels like those pretzels, cookies, and bags of popcorn are out to get you. I mean you’re the one attacking them, but it’s like they pulled you to them via psychological warfare. Could happen. You’ve seen Men Who Stare at Goats. I believe that kind of shit exists.

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Gingerhead Man T Shirt

by on December 13, 2010

This Britishism has really caught on in the gool ol US of A I’ll tell ya. What after the Southpark where Cartman hates gingers, then thinks he becomes one, so that he then wants to exterminate all the non-gingers. And, then, the kid on Youtube saying he’s a ginger and pleading with the world to understand that ginger’s have souls.

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I told you last week that Snorg Tees was offering 15% off all purchases until last Friday, but they’ve extended the sale through this Friday, so you still have a chance to get a nice savings on all those funny t shirts. Don’t be a Scrooge. Go take advantage of Snorg Tees holiday spirit.

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Haikus are full of wisdom and this one is no different. On the surface it looks like it’s obvious and pedestrian, but if you peel away your preconceived notions, all of a sudden this shallow brook becomes a deep river of knowledge. This Shirts with a Haiku They’re Kind of Overrated But I’m Wearing One T Shirt speaks to me on a different plain. Yes, most shirts with haiku suck. They do not impart wisdom and they’re not funny and I acknowledge that on this shirt with a haiku, but I’m going to take the remaining words in this haiku to make some funny happen and deliver the haiku form. Genius. Brilliant. Sublime. I’ve evolved simply by looking at the shirt. You will probably go beyond like Ghandi and Mother Theresa if you actually wear it.

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This makes absolutely no sense, but with all the Star Wars shirts out there, I guess one can be an absurdest take on the Darth Vader-Luke Skywalker evil father redemption scenario. You see maybe milk I’m your mother works with a cow with some udders. Oh, wait, this cow that is telling that half gallon of milk that’s she’s his father actually is a cow and does have udders, so basically she’s fucking with the half gallon of milk, which isn’t very nice, and will probably lead to drug abuse in the later teenage years, but maybe the smashing humor in the moment is worth it. What do you think? Should we go ahead and examine it further?

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This is just about true and sometimes you need to take three steps back, sit down hard on your behind and ponder truths so simple, yet so profound, that they blow your mind. This is one of those. If you take a tried and true statement, then tack on even more truth, then it’s time to blow out the cobwebs in your cerebral cortex. Make sure you have the vacuum handy, ‘cuz that’s a lot of cobs.

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She’s a little runaway. Dorothy done got sick of the farming life on Henry & Emily Farms. Can’t stand it. Feeding the livestock. Cleaning the shit. Work work work the fingers to the bone. Auntie Em won’t cut her a break, so what else are you gonna do, but hit the road.

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Good ol’ Sasquatch started a game of hide seek with a couple of his little buddies like 50 years ago. They could never find him, so they gave up, but he kept playing. They grew up and did the things that all Big Foot’s do. Hide out in the special forest with the rest of their kind. No humans ever make it that deep into the woods so they are safe. There’s about 80 of the hairy man like creatures. They average 9 feet tall. But, poor ol’ “Bigfoot” never got the message, so he’s still out there playing. He has moments where he sort of wants to get caught, so he lets himself be seen, but the hairless freaks carrying guns and driving cars freak him out.

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Hey, you love Snorg Tees. I love Snorg Tees. We all scream for ice cream. What that’s not quite how that works, and who wants ice cream when it’s 13 degrees out right now. Well, I’d probably eat it but I would get the shivers no doubt. Add a slice of pie with that ice cream to warm it up a bit and I’m all in. Actually, what I really want to tell you is that Snorg Tees is offering 15% all shirts until this Friday. Let me repeat that. From now until December 10, you can get 15% any purchase at Snorg Tees. That’s sweet. Go check it out.

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They always say that sharks are misunderstood and I never really understood that sentiment. I thought it was pretty easy to understand when they were venturing into three feet of water and biting human bathers arms off. They’re vicious killers that need to eat meat, and if food is scarce they’ll go get an arm or leg off a surfer or even a timid surf dipper. Did we not learn anything from Jaws?

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