Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

What you have here is one of the best types of combo shirts you can find. Science and wordplay. Doesn’t get any better than that. Of course, the science comes in identifying solid, liquid and gas as matter, and the wordplay is in the “they all matter” line, as if we’re giving every state of water a ribbon just for participating.

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You’re probably wondering why this Xmas T shirt now. You’re probably just now getting over the hustle and bustle of the holidays and trying to settle into 2011 and getting back into the groove. Well, you can’t ever forget about being on the right side of the Santa ledger by being more nice than naughty. It’s a good message to carry with you throughout the year. Maybe I’ll do a Christmas T Shirt review every month. I mean Snorg Tees makes this It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer T Shirt available January through December, so why shouldn’t I talk about it all the time.

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You cannot have too much Harry Potter schwag in your household, no matter what your age. That’s how good the books are. So, go ahead and get the posters, banners, wands, the full DVD set, the book set with the special and convenient case, the HP Clue game, action figures, and, of course, this Harry is My Homeboy T Shirt. It has been THE cultural touchstone of the last 15 years. It is not something you can resist no matter how you try. Can you even believe there’s still one more magnificent movie left in the series. What a great thing to look forward to this summer. And, this is the perfect shirt to wear to that midnight showing, unless, of course, you’re dressing up as Hagrid or Dumbledore or even Harry himself with the scarf glasses and wand.

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Octopi T Shirt

by on January 24, 2011

I love this shirt. Great wordplay and math reference. What more could you possibly want? There is nothing else, which is why everyone who buys this shirt will feel an immediate and total completion. You will feel whole and evolved and almost like a god when you wear Octopi T Shirt.

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Man this shirt makes me feel stupid. I feel like I’d have to take a semester of molecular biology just to get it. I know enzymes help digest food, but I suppose there’s probably a ton more types of enzymes, including those that are related to the study of DNA and figuring out a human’s genes. I do not know what I’m talking about, and I’m afraid my standard 29 second Google search will not alleviate my ignorance. Okay. Okay. I’ll give it a shot.

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Nice little play on words here. Let’s not forget big roasted chicken and big grilled bratwurst. Oh wait, they doesn’t quite have the wordplay angle we’re looking for. Still, I’m super happy there are vegetarians in the world because that lessens the demand for meat, which reduces methane gas, and cow pie runoff, and chicken shit piles, and leaves more meat for me. Of course, I’m a snob and only eat hormone free, free range, grass-fed, clean meat, which is much more humane (as much as treating a creature nice prior to killing them and eating them can be), and more healthy.

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Let’s see what we have here. Sombrero on a tequila bottle. One of those furry winter hats from Russia with a star on the front on a bottle of vodka. A beat up old cowboy hat on some whiskey. Pirate hat on the rum. And a sophisticated top hat on the gin, because top hatters drink G&T’s. This is a lovely shirt. What would happen if you got all the drinkers represented on this Celebrate Diversity T Shirt in the same room, imbibing the alcohol of their choice.

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Can’t get enough of Zach Galifianakis or The Hangover. This was a spectacular film and this scene was miraculous. Perfect ZG…he interrupts somebody else’s speech, pulls out a paper to read from, talks about a one man wolfpack, then proceeds to be mean, corny, sweet, and scary in about the space of 2 minutes. Awesome! Can someone tell me why embedding is disabled on all of the One Man Wolfpack clips on Youtube. What the hell? Am I right?a

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Why are they gone? Keep taking them. I mean there are a lot of very productive, successful adults that took naps. Hell, the Japanese are known to drink black tea right before a nap, sleep for 15-20 minutes and wake up with the refreshment of the sleep, and the buzz of the caffeine kicking in. That’s pretty sweet. But, I guess this Naptime You Don’t Know What You’ve Got ‘Til It’s Gone T Shirt is more of a cute…remember when we were in preschool and had to lie down on those nasty mats, smelling nasty kid farts for 30 minutes every day after lunch. It seemed like it sucked then, but now it seems quaint and like I’d like to lay down every afternoon for a sweet little siesta.

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Sad Cactus Hugz T Shirt

by on January 17, 2011

Hey…I don’t appreciate making light of the unfortunate tragedy that took place in Tucson last month. Yeah, there were no hugz in the desert on January 8. Or I guess there were but they were prickly because of the pain and suffering brought on by the massacre at the hands of the nut job Jared Lee Loughner. Shouldn’t that guy be in the ground already. Anyways…

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I feel like geeks don’t wear the thick framed glasses, unless they’re being ironic, then I don’t think they can be considered geeks, so there’s a fundamental flaw with this shirt. However, I still think thee message is positive, which I’m all for, and I think other than the image, that it is accurate. Geeks are the new sexy. Zuckerberg is getting so much varied tail you can’t even fathom it. Sergey and Larry…forget about it. There’s a reason they were demanding king size beds in there private jets, and it ain’t because they were taking BIG naps. Those are little, geeky dudes.

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This is cute with a touch of slutty. Actually, that’s too strong, maybe it is just innuendo. Cute with a chance of innuendo. I mean this Take me to Bed or Lose Me Forever T Shirt does has a teddy bear on it, which makes it pretty innocent, because that’s what you do. Take the teddy bear to bed or else the dog “retrieves” it, slobbers all over it, rips it, and buries it behind the oleanders in the back yard at which point you have pretty much lost poor teddy forever.

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