Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Very nice little bit of wordplay going on right her. Jay-Z got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one in his tune 99 problems. Now, you tweak that up with a comedy mind, and all of a sudden you had a perfect 100 donuts, but then some bitch ate one.

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I’m not really sure what this shirt is trying to say. Dinosaurs are extinct, so are they saying that Spring Break alcohol and flesh fests will go extinct just like the dinosaurs, even though with the constant stream of young people (have you ever noticed there doesn’t ever seem to be a gap in college-age kids – like there’s never been a year where humans decided to take a sabbatical from procreating) the phenomenon looks invincible.

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Damn. These Venn Diagrams are all over the Internet, especially in the funny t shirt world. I must have seen two or three in the last year. Combine that white hotness with the taking over the world popularity of zombies, aliens and robots and you have a shirt that will probably just internally combust because it is so damn awesome, trend, hot.

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Nice little wordplay about the rules of grammar. Nice use of the number 33, which is a double three, which just adds to the whole package that is the goodness of this straightforward humor shirt. Who am I fooling? This Rules of Grammar #33 Double Negatives are a No-No T Shirt is totally for geeks that get off on lame little puns, and wordplays. Like never say never or some other grammatical truism that contradicts itself. If you like this shirt, you are an absolute nerd with taped up glasses and no chance of getting laid.

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Nice little use of a Venn Diagram to capture the confusion that y creates when considering the vowels. You see Y is a consonant but sometimes it is a vowel. You remember the little member aid: A E I O U and sometimes Y. Because you like to harken back to the good ol’ elementary days on occasion, you should probably go ahead and get the Sometimes Y T Shirt.

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Cute little word play. Nails joining together in friendship, planning a night on the town where they drink too much, get sloppy drunk, and do things they will regret for the rest of their lives. I like it. Nails on a non-Christian shirt is a pretty novel idea, so I highly recommend that you get the Let’s Get Hammered T Shirt.

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Hey…what the hell is going on around here. I go to this IMDB page and it says Rule #76 in Wedding Crashers is “Rule #76: The unmarried female rabbi – is she fair game? Of course she is.”

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Such a mean spirited shirt. Why would you call anyone who suffers from a condition through no fault of their own Teople Poo. I mean I don’t even know what that is exactly, but I think it is the excrement of a marsupial. And, that, my friends is just not nice. Wait, what’s that you say, it’s a wordplay joke that switched some letters around, so instead of saying a nice affirming message like Dyslexics are People Too, this t shirt says Dyslexics are Teople Poo, highlighting the issue they have in sort of a humorous light, but not really being outright mean.

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I don’t care at all about the Mutant Ninja Turtles. They were always so obviously stupid and over-the-top and rah, rah, I couldn’t really even bear to look at them for even a minute. But, this Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles T Shirt is kind of a nice commentary on where that sort of energy often ends up. Boring adult life, commuting to the cubicle to eat a ton of shit, and try not to get fired, and do the minimum to just get by.

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This is a funny shirt. We have a braggart on our hands, but it’s a very realistic braggart. The shirt doesn’t just say Unstoppable, which would be hyperbole and unbelievable and, perhaps, a bit off-putting. It’s also a fairly recent movie with Denzel Washington, the trailer, of which, I’ve helpfully added to the bottom of this post.

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You don’t see many ringer tees from Snorg Tees, but this is one, and it is terrific. You want to get all the uncomfortable stuff out of the way when you’re cruising bars or cruisin’ the boulevard looking for chicks. There’s always that trepidation…well he’s cute but is he single or married or with someone, and then, if he is single, is he clean, disease free, not dangerous to have an intimate encounter with. Once there’s that doubt it just makes it that much harder to hook up.

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This shirt doesn’t really have anything to do with football, but since I’m in Wisconsin and the Packers just beat the Bears on Sunday to punch their ticket to the Super Bowl, I thought I’d bring up the fact that the football Bears are no longer a threat to anybody. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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