Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Pretty funny song in the movie Eurotrip by the fictional band Lustra headed by lead singer, Matt Damon! Does it get any better than that? In the following clip Damon brings up Fiona and basically dry humps her as he sings about how her boyfriend doesn’t know that they’re sex buddies. Guess what Scotty is in the front row listening to the song, and he’s a little bit crushed by the news.

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I think, unfortunately, that this shirt is probably true. People really do have trouble with fractions and math in general. After all, why would they think that Bernanke was doing the right thing by printing more and more money to get the US out of this economic hole. And, the thought that housing prices could go up for eternity. And, doing the personal finances math and thinking that you can afford a home with a monthly mortgage that is 110% of your monthly income.

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Look at the cute vampires stealing blood from a blood drive that was organized to collect blood to save people’s lives who have lost too much of the precious life-giving stuff. How so very adorable. Then, those little vampires will grow up to be big vampires that pray on innocent people and suck their blood and force them into the miserable life of the undead.

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U.S History Cheat T Shirt

by on February 10, 2011

This is funny. I like the fact that the font is so small and upside down. This is for your eyes only. The teacher may not even notice that it has the answers to the test. He’ll just wonder why you keep trying to stretch you neck out or smell your collar. I’m not even sure what the U.S. History Cheat T Shirt says exactly, but you can be sure that Snorg Tees distilled all of the most important bits to give you a thorough briefing. Like the Cliff Notes of U.S. History. There is also an upside-down map of the United States, which is also a very helpful resource.

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This is the kind of statistic that launches local news reports, and that is exactly why the printed news industry is going into the toilet. No one cares and no one trusts the methodology. I mean this particular report probably isn’t even legit. What’s the sample size that they used to get these numbers? Probably went to the first seven dwarfs they found. Hell, they probably just called up Snow White and asked her experience. Then, wrote the report then used it as an infographic on page one, or as a teaser as they went to commercial break on the local news. Cheap tricks.

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Get it? If you can read you are congratulated with the message on this shirt. Not sure Snorg Tees should have used the double negative not illiterate approach here, perhaps a nice congratulations you are literate would have been a more positive message that would have brightened even more days. But, that’s neither here nor there. The Congratulations You’re Not Illiterate T Shirt is what it is, so let’s work with what we have. It’s still going to bring some pride and laughter to the surface for the many people you come into contact on a daily basis.

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Here we have a little wordplay involving a duck, which is always the best wordplay. Combine the word fantastic with the noise a duck makes and then drop a little lo fi picture of a cute little blue duck and all of a sudden you have the That’s Quacktastic T Shirt and it truly is marvelous.

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This shirt is just an excuse to get those hotties in lab coats on your chest. The wordplay is a bit of a stretch. It’s not tight. Chemists do it on the table…what the lab table…the place with all of those beakers and test tubes and bunson burners and acid that will melt your face. Gonna do it there with these two spectacularly hot Swedish babes with the cleavage. I don’t think so. Chemistry labs are serious place with serious work being done. There should be no fornication on the stainless steel tables. Yes, I know I’m skipping the most important of the wordplay: periodically. But, that’s just an after thought to me. The threesome in the lab has already happened, so now you’re trying to tie the joke up in a nice little bow. Too late.

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Ahhhh. This isn’t funny. This is sad. That poor pig pinata is being abused. Some blindfolded kid is swinging a bat at him just as this picture is taken. I mean obviously this isn’t a picture, but it’s an artist’s rendering of the photograph that captured this fearful moment. Talk about child abuse this is it. Those children really are abusing the poor animal…and guess what: they’re going to be rewarded for it. Candy and little bits of plastic schwag for hitting the mark and busting that pig open.

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What we have here is a thinking person’s wordplay shirt. And a good one at that. Not sure why our humanitarian is some fuzzy, one-eyed beastasaur, nor why our soon to be victim is eating some kind of nasty boiled spinach, but the message is still there and it’s still funny.

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Poker Hands T Shirt

by on February 7, 2011

Hey poker’s been going strong for like 10 years now, but there’s always room for a newbie or a noob as we veterans of the poker wars like to call ’em. And, if you are a noob, you need to understand the game and the best way to start that understanding is to know the hands and their relative value. And, of course, the best way to know the hands is to have this Poker Hands T Shirt, which lists them all in order.

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Everybody is playing the game whether they know it or not. If you think about The Game, you lose the game. Loss is not forever, only until you forget about the game. The ultimate objective of this game is to forget you ever heard about it…forget that exists. That’s going to be hard when you buy the You Just Lost The Game T Shirt. Of course, maybe when you get this shirt from Snorg Tees you’ve embraced the fact that you will never forget The Game, and now you’re dragging other people down with you. Or, maybe you’re just trying to get other people to accept their fate: losers of the game.

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