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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Keg Line Polo Shirt

by on February 16, 2011

Somehow I’ve missed this shirt in the Snorg Tees collection. Could be I’m always on the look out for t shirts and don’t notice a polo shirt. But, this is really kind of funny. Usually that polo logo stands for classiness and a certain social class, but now you have a chance to flip that shit upside down by wearing the Keg Line Polo Shirt. That’s a little keg embroidered on your polo. No one will even notice until they get up close and at that point it’s too late. They’re going to see it and either be offended that you’ve made the upscale polo crass, or they’re going to be blown away at how awesome your sense of humor and love of beer is. Either way it makes a statement and what’s better than making statements without even having to say a word.

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Nerd: I’m a N3rd T Shirt

by on February 16, 2011

Used to be this kind of public admittance of such a fact would make you an outcast for life, doomed to living in your mother’s basement with a wedgie that you were unable to extricate from your ass crack. Now, here we are in 2011, and you can call yourself a nerd using a “3” instead of an “e” and that’s like a battle cry. You are basically declaring yourself awesome, and people will either agree or disagree, but there’s no doubt that you’re not going to be picked on and shunned because of the admittance. You’re going to be taken seriously. Yes, people will want to test you and have you give proof that you really are indeed a nerd, because if it’s true, you’re on top of the social pyramid. Nerds rule the earth.

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Can someone tell me who the final dude is? Is it Jason Stackhouse from the True Blood TV show, or is it…just kidding I totally know that’s Edward Cullen played by Robert Pattinson in the Twilight movies. I didn’t even have to go to IMDB to figure that out, because I know all of this vampire shit by heart.

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Took me a second but I picked up the humor here. At first I thought it was a dorky attempt at getting a classic Clint Eastwood line on a t shirt, and the Earth packing a gun, sort of legitimized that notion, but then I realized what Snorg Tees was getting at. The sun makes Earth’s day everyday. Whatever side of the Earth is pointing at the sun gets a day made.

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Another highly sexualized t shirt offering for this season of love that lasts from Feb. 12 to Feb. 19. Blow the cupcake. Put out the fire. Alleviate the tension. Make a wish. Eat him. Make yummy love to the baked good of your dreams. And, of course, buy the He Has No Idea His Head Is On Fire T Shirt.

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Another fine offering in the I’d Hit That collection of funny t shirts. This one, of course, a snooze button. And, who wouldn’t want to hit that, especially at frickin’ 6:30 in the AM. That’s way too early. The beauty of this shirt is that it’s wordplay that hints at a man or woman mentioning that they’d have sexual relations with someone within sight. And, that, my friends, is a very romantic notion in a carnal, animal lust way. Who doesn’t want a little dirty copulation in the season of love. I sure could use some moist mash. Couldn’t you?

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This is a nice little bit of wordplay. Can you dig it. Perfect for the Valentine’s season. Yes, I’m sticking a season tag on Valentine’s day. Seasons aren’t just for the on of the year holidays. This is the season of love, and with that in mind you should probably lovingly pull your wallet from your pants or purse and buy the G H You’re Just My Type T Shirt. You see what you have here in one letter in the alphabet written in all caps and in a certain font, chattin’ up a letter right next to it in the alphabet with the same all caps and font business. Those are called similarities and often times, are, along with physical attraction, a great foundation for a relationship.

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This is the coming together of two tri thingies: a triceratops dinosaur and a tricycle–little tots transportation. When you can make that work it’s awesome and the results are stupendous, and, I’m going to put my foot down right here and say definitively that this Triceratops on a Trike T Shirt is a success. Snorg Tees really did the thing here. And, I applaud them for that.

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Actual Size T Shirt

by on February 13, 2011

This is a spectacularly random shirt. The actual size stamp on the shirt is huge and I guess it is referring to the wearer of the shirt. I think that’s what Snorg Tees is getting at. Next, there’s the issue with the footnote that is called out by the asterisk. It says footnote serves no purpose, which is pretty damn random and funny. I think what you have with this Actual Size Footnote Serves No Purpose T Shirt is a very sophisticated dig at modern marketing, especially the packaging, or in advertisements for children’s toys and fishing lures.

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An Apple a Day T Shirt

by on February 13, 2011

I always like to revisit the tried and true sayings. The ones that have stood the test of time because of their pithy wisdom and snappy rhyming. An apple a day keeps the doctor away is a fine example of a saying that has stood the test of time, because on a deeper level it is saying “let food be your medicine,” which truly is the best medical advice you can ever follow.

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I’m willing to wager that at least as many little boys fantasize about being a lumberjack, than wish to be an astronaut, or professional athlete, or fireman combined. Are you kidding? Carry an ax. Grow to be like 40 feet tall like John Bunyan. Have a pet blue ox. Cut trees down. Maybe have a chain saw. Wear flannel. Eat the biggest stacks of pancakes. Where the gnarliest, biggest, beastiest boots. And, of course, where a burly beard and ‘stache.

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Update: Special shout out to reader who cares, who kindly let me know this shirt references a Robot Chicken scene, which you can watch below. What would I do without you all.

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