Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Everything this shirt is saying is true, but the thing is…the person spelling on this shirt does the right thing. If they’re not sure about a word, if it doesn’t look right, then you have to start over, and that’s what they did. They want to word “hard” that was more in their wheelhouse, and honestly, it doesn’t take away from the power of the language. It gets the message across just fine. Celebrate easy spelling words with the Spelling is Difficoult, Chalanging Hard T Shirt.

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This shirt brings up a really good point. Where are all the women we need to emulate. You have your WWJD…that stands for Jesus. And you have WWNPHD and that stands for Neil Patrick Harris. You have WWTWD…that stands for Tom Waits. So finally you have this What Would Sue Do T Shirt, which helps you remember before all of your actions throughout the day to remember that there’s a higher standard in human evolution…and that is Sue.

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This gets lost in the whole going extinct themselves thing, but dinosaurs really were the prophets of their age and they tried to spread the news in a timeless manner: sandwich boards. As you can see in the actual photograph that is printed on the Dinosaur The End is Near 2012 BC T Shirt, this T Rex had a humble heart and open mind and was primed to receive prophetic vibrations from the universe. He did all this to save humans, but with such a charitable nature, this poor dinosaur forget to look out for himself, and died when the great fire/flood/wind overtook the land, except for the caves where the humans dwell.

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Fat penguin is drinking a soda and he’s happy and he’s ready to be on your chest and help break the ice with the people you want to get to know at the bar, the party, whatever. Do you need just a little leg up in starting a conversation with a stranger? Well, this Fat Penguin Is Trying to Break the Ice T Shirt is the perfect little tool for you. Wear it every time you have ice breaking needs.

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Apparently, PB&J time is 12:17 because that’s what it shows on this sandwich clock. Also, that’s some weird colored jelly, like it’s an off brand or it’s a weird fruit like passion fruit or something. However, you still have to give this It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time T Shirt some respect because the food has stood the test of time and has been a favorite throughout the generations.

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When you’re watching the local news and the meteorologist slash part-time corny comedian comes on and very soberly starts to give the weather, you know something bad is coming. What is it? Tornado? Blizzard? Hurricane? He comes on with his little pointer and starts flipping the slides and starts out normal 72 degrees and partly cloudy on Monday. 74 degrees and sunny on Tuesday. 15,000 degrees on Wednesday. Wait what. Yeah, 15K and we’re all going to die because the Death Star has this awesome green laser technology that can obliterate a planet in like 5.25 seconds.

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Barney Stinson, played by Neil Patrick Harris in the TV show How I Met Your Mother, has a few pet sayings including Suit Up and Legen Wait For It Dary and high five. Funny stuff if you’re into TV comedy, which I’m not because I don’t have time to watch TV because I’m too busy watching Internet.

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This is funny. It’s a Zombie Food Pyramid T Shirt and all it is brains. A varied diet is overrated anyway. If a certain food is best for your blood type and cultural heritage, eat it…a lot. Brains happen to be the perfect food for zombies so they should eat it every chance they get. It’s good for them. Forget being a foodie and trying to “broaden your horizons” and “try new things” and get all the colors of the rainbow in your diet. Just eat what’s best for you. Look dogs eat the same kibble their entire lives with an occasional heal of bread, or scrambled eggs that were left on the table since breakfast. And they’re good. Super healthy and live to be like 900 in dog years. Yep. Every one of them. Ever since dogs were invented, they have lived into their 900s. No exception. If you think your dog died early in its life in that you’re wrong. The humane society lied to you about its age.

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Another Super Mario T Shirt that includes a little word play. If you don’t know like I didn’t until I took the requisite 4.5 minutes to look it up, the gold coins some Mario Brothers business that you grab up so you can be awesome at that video game. So, you can be a hardcore gamer. Conversely, making it rain is a phrase that means bringing in the business, or getting paid the money, or making it happen on a fiscal level. You can only imagine how awesome you are if you make it hail. It’s heavier. It’s harder. It’s ice chunks from the sky.

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It’s a math shirt! It’s been a while since we celebrated the finest of subjects. The manipulation of numbers. The perfection. Math. Math. Math. Of course, this is also a little word play with the title of the song It’s a Thin Line Between Love And Hate by The Persuaders and covered by everybody and their mama.
Anyway, you don’t often think about the combination of soul music and math, but it’s there. I’m telling you. It’s there. That’s why you need to get There’s a Fine Line Between Numerator and Denominator T Shirt.

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The suns getting all cozy with the Earth and they’re feeling all toasty and friendly and kind. Maybe Al Gore is right by maybe the law of unentended consequences is kicking in opposite of what you think. See here it is. The car was invented to conveniently and comfortably get people around without all kinds of horseshit everywhere. It was a miracle of modern technology. Little did we know that there would be so many of these damn things that is some major metropolitan areas you can’t see 30 yards in front of you because the smog is so bad. It’s getting better now because of emmissions tests and better technology, but no one thought that Henry Ford was building planetary destruction in that factory line. But, then some eco-freaks figured out the exhaust wasn’t so good. And some other greenies figured out that the pollution was doing some crazy things to the eco-system. But, what if, ultimately, it just means 3-4 degrees warmer everywhere. Less winter and more lovey dovey with the sun. Not so bad.

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Is there anything else we can possibly say about this guy? It’s been reported that he maybe went on another bender recently. It’s nice that he can manage his drug use effectively enough that he can plan ahead and pass nationally televised drug tests, then go right back to being his awesome cocaine sniffing self. I guess there’s other drugs he does, but as the winner he is, he knows what he can’t mix together, because even adonis would die with the wrong cocktail of drugs.

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