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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol t shirt Step Aside Coffee This is a Job for Alcohol T Shirt

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Hey, sometimes coffee just isn’t enough to get you through. That artificial energy is generally fine for most circumstances…no sleep and time for work…cramming in six weeks of learning in one night…devastatingly effective enemas. You name it, coffee can handle it. But, if your poetry submission to the school literary mag gets rejected, well, ain’t no coffee in the world is going to fix that heartache.

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YOLO Infinity T Shirt

by on March 11, 2013

yolo infinity t shirt YOLO Infinity T Shirt

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You only live once but it’s too infinity if you have Dr. Who’s time machine, so that kind of throws a spanner into the works. Doesn’t quite have the same impact. I mean, if I’m truly thinking YOLO in normal circumstances, I’m totally eating the three remaining jelly donuts. If there’s a possibility that I’ll live forever, I might forgo two of them, because being obese forever is a certain kind of unsavory hell.

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gimme your money t shirt Gimme Your Money Piggy Bank T Shirt

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Ah, that little piggy bank has a dagger. How sweet! Oh wait, he’s not messing around. He really wants my money. Oh, he knows how to use that blade too. Isn’t this the piggy bank my grandma bought me? Oh, this goddamn swine isn’t just trying to use tough love to get me to save money, he’s stealing my money. This is terrible.

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ministry of painful walks t shirt From the Ministry of Painful Walks T shirt

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I don’t get this shirt beyond the obvious level of…it hurts like hell to walk on a Lego hidden in shag carpet. Ministry reminds me of a few things. Harry Potter obviously (The Ministry of Magic), which is a bureaucratic type of scene. Then there’s the Ministry of Everyday is Halloween and Jesus Built My Hot Rod. And, finally, there’s a mission that religious folks take on to help humanity.

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mustache rides t shirt Moustache Rides T Shirt

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Ah, look how cute this is. All the little kids can get moustache rides, and the better the moustache the more expensive the ride. Forget little horses or circus animals or rocket ships. Let’s put moustache rides outside of every Wal-Mart for the children.

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snorg st paddy 2013 sale Snorg Tees St. Paddys Sale 2013

Get 20% at Snorg Tees for a limited time in celebration of the fabulous holiday Saint Patrick’s Day. Everything is on sale so you don’t even need a code. Just get over there before the undisclosed deadline hits and you’re out of luck. Save now!

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never trust an atom t shirt Never Trust An Atom They Make Up Everything T Shirt

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You gotta dig the science humor right here. Of course, the atom is the basis of all matter, so it’s perfectly scientifically appropriate to say that an atom makes up everything. Get it. Can’t trust it either, because what in this crazy life can you trust. Just about nothing, except for your dog, and that’s the one thing on Earth not made up of atoms.

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i get high with a little help from my friends t shirt I Get High With a Little Help From My Friends T Shirt

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I’m surprised at this shirt. Very few people know the story about the origin of The Beatles song. But, apparently, whoever conceived of this shirt heard about it. You see I was there when Ringo was jumping on a trampoline. Paul and John wouldn’t go near. Ringo was getting sad because nobody would jump with him. Then, George came out (he was busy applying a treatment to his peeling foot skin), and immediately started jumping with Ringo. They were flying so high. Ringo kept saying “my friend” and bouncing George.

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this is my st patricks day shirt My St. Patricks Day Shirt

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Nobody said your newest St. Paddy’s Day shirt had to be fancy. It just needs to acknowledge the festive day and this one certainly does that. It tells people straight up what it is, and just for that extra flair, there is a green dot. Perfect St. Patty’s shirt if you ask me, and I’m not Irish, so I have an outsiders perspective, which is very important in these matters.

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amanda nicole noren 34 Meet Snorg Tees Model Amanda Nicole Noren

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Amanda Nicole Noren is the tall, thin, short-haired girl next door on Snorg Tees, that, as a model, can put on an entirely different look in a different product context. Take her Model Mayhem profile for instance. Quite a bit of skin, tight clothing, heels, makeup, and sultry/sexy poses. She looks quite natural in both worlds.

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get on it science hover board t shirt Get On It Science Hover Board T Shirt

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Okay, yes, we have a space shuttle. But, I’m not so sure we have jet packs, despite what you saw in the 3rd Season of Arrested Development. I mean I have really rich spoiled friends and I’ve never seen them flying around. Wait, maybe that’s the part of their lives I’m getting shunned away from. Oh shit, I think my impoverished heart has just sort of broken, because of a damn t-shirt that’s calling out one of the best movies of all time: Back to the Future II and the snazzy pink hoverboard (is that one word or two?).

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knock knock knocking on pennys door t shirt Knock Knock Knocking on Pennys Door T Shirt

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Ho! It’s a Banzinga shirt. I mean it’s a Big Bang Theory design. That kookie Sheldon Cooper is always knocking on Penny’s door to ask her for something. Basically, he uses her, but he’s so adorably nerdy while doing it, he gets a free pass. Of course, he really wants to get in her pants, but his deep intellectualism makes it hard for him to act on any sort of baser impulses.

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