Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

This is funny and perfect for science fiction fans, robot fans, and poor students that don’t want to read their history and prefer to wait for the future to happen before they study it. Do you fall into one of these buckets? Then, you need the Forget History Let’s Read About the Future T Shirt.

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Hedgehog Looking SharpVery cute little hedgehog looking in the mirror and giving himself positive affirmations. Of course, you also have wordplay here, because hedgehogs spiny little rodents (not sure if they’re a rodent…probably not actually). And, spines are sharp, thus this says Hedgehog Looking Sharp T Shirt.

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You got yourself a geeky red planet with tape on his nerd glasses and buck teeth. Thus, with all that nerdosity, poor old Mars doesn’t get out much, so he has no life. That’s right folks, this Mars Has No Life T Shirt is a play on words and a little bit of a dig at the nerds and geeks that seem to have taken over the world, except for the part it’s the cool Wall St. thieves that have really commandeered the ship.

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I like this little promotion Snorg Tees is doing for the month of May. 10% off your order if at least on of the shirts you get is a zombie shirt. Just be sure to use the code: ZOMBIEZOMBIE10 and you’ll get your discount.

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Wordplay. Right here. I’m tellin’ ya. It’s wordplay all up in here. Too Err is Human To Moo is Bovine T Shirt totally twists around the original Too Err is Human To Forgive is Divine. Or is it Too Err is Human to Err again shame on me. I forget, but this tee inserts a cow, and references cow language “moo” and uses the Latin name for the cow “bovine” so you know it’s pretty powerfully absurd and awesome.

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Another little switcherooni on standard gags. Free Hugs is a good shirt. Free Hugs on the front and slut hugger on the back is a good shirt. But, Standard Hugs Free Deluxe Hugs $1.00 T Shirt is quite spectacular. And, really, the purpose of all these shirts is to start a conversation, and what better way to start chatting up a chick than talking about paying for physical favors. It’s classy and there’s an 87% chance you wind up in the sack, and that’s if you have nothing else going that night. This shirt from Snorg Tees picks up the slack even when your quick wit, dance moves, and fine threads are just not there.

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This here is a different take on the hole talk to the hand phenomenon. Normally, you have some nerd that’s watched too much TV tell you to talk to the palm of their hand, because they disagree with your not so rosy assessment of Coldplay. The hand in question is basically like a “stop” sign, and it’s pretty clear you’re words are not welcome here.

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I looked this up because I have no idea what this Duke Platypus T Shirt means. Well, on the surface, the platypus is all decked out like an important Duke and that’s cute on it’s own…I mean the top hat, pocket watch, bow tie, suit jacket, cuff links, leather gloves and walking stick are great, but I can’t seem to figure out why these two words have come together. There’s a Duke Platypus facebook page, and there seems to be some connection between Duke University science and the platypus, but I’m not sure these are the answers I’m looking for.

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Schrodinger was a physicist that figured out some stuff about hypothetical dead or alive cats. We don’t know if it’s dead or alive because it’s in a steel box, but we can figure it out unlike what the quantum mechanics were theorizing. I know that if you are reading this, you think I’m a science wizard, but really I just learned this bit about Schrodinger from a video on Youtube that I couldn’t be bothered to watch through to the end. I’m a slug and a dullard, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t purchase this love Schrodinger’s Cat Wanted Dead & Alive T Shirt.

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I always thought Soy Milk was made with soy beans and shrank your nads because it increased estrogen in the body, but I was totally mistaken. Soy Milk is really just a bit of Spanglish on a carton of regular cow’s milk. Glad that’s been cleared up. If everyone just tells one other person we can educate the world on this issue.

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I totally know some stuff about bowling and I have to say this Spare T Shirt doesn’t make a lick of sense, and in some ways that appeals to me.

I love the way the bowling bowl is walking off with two fluttery-eyed pins and leaving one (the spare) behind. It has to be extra tough on the one that got left behind because she knows she looks exactly the same as the others and it must have been the personality that turned Mr. Bowling Ball off. Or maybe it was just the luck of the draw, and she pulled the short straw. Anyways, if that was only the first roll, she may still get picked up and that’s where the spare comes in.

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What a pretentious bird we have on our hands here. Thinks he’s so smart. Knows obscure bands from the 60s…oh wait they played the Super Bowl just a while ago for God knows what reason, but he doesn’t watch sports so he doesn’t know that. He has a Magic Bus 45 and he thinks he’s discovered The Shit. Wait, ’til I blow all my other hipster friends’ minds. Oh wait…they’ll show no emotion through their just for looks horn-rimmed glasses. They’ll just say that’s nice and rifle through their satchel for nothing.

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