Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Jason sure did “get down” on Friday, if you call mass murder and terrorization of the innocent “gettin’ down.” Of course, if you’re decent you’re disgusted by the whole horror movie thing and the adulation placed upon evil creatures like Jason and that spooky damn mask he wears. Of course, you probably like the Friday the 13th movie franchise and enjoy this Friday Friday Gettin’ Down on Friday T Shirt, and there’s nothing I can do about that but pray for you.

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Let me put it to you this way. This is mathematics and either you get it or you don’t. There’s some stuff about i2 = -1 = i is an imaginary number that only be defined by the property that its square is -1. Obviously.

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I feel like the first couple quacks should have question marks after them, the one with no punctuation, then two with the exclamation point, because the first time Emilio gets them to do the chant, they’re not sure what’s going on for a minute. But, then they really get into it. I suppose I can accept this version of the Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! T Shirt.

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This feels like it should have been put on sale for Valentine’s Day. It’s such a sweet sentiment and you have the heart. How can this If I Were a Zombie I’d Eat You Most T Shirt not be a special Valentine’s Day Tee? It was specifically designed for lovers. Oh well, I guess Snorg Tees that you have to have the romance more than just one day a year and they’re spreading out the love into the summer months as well.

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This DirecTV is getting all kinds of play on the t shirt sites. It’s blowing up. It’s huge. There’s buzz. Why? Well, it is funny, and this Opulence I Has It T Shirt highlights the best line, so sure let’s get some shirts out there.

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We have some terrible grammar here, so it must be a message from our new alien overlords, because that’s the meme if I’m not mistaken. Aliens are scary, except they’re funny too, because their English is jacked. It’s a good humor convention, which is why this All Your Bacon Are Belong To Us T Shirt. Plus, of course, anything that talks about bacon is bound to be a hit.

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Cholesterol does get a bad rap in a lot of ways. There is good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Eggs especially get a bad wrap, but you can eat them daily and produce positive effects on your cholesterol levels. You’ll notice there are eggs with yolks on this Cholesterol A Fancy Word for Flavor T Shirt.

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Got some meme action in terms of the nerd stuff. Got mathematics food wordplay with the pi as in delcious apple pie. And we have a little Star Wars reference. This Come to the Nerd Side We Have Pi T Shirt is a trifecta tee, which is very rare and should be treated with great care. Only the most confident people will have the courage to capture one of these fine garments and make it her own.

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I’m assuming this is a shout out to King Kong, but that wasn’t really an invasion. He was captured and ripped out of his home and taken to NYC, and he got away, scaled the Empire State Building and ended up falling to the ground after fighting fighter planes. Sad. Ooops that was a spoiler alert. Hopefully, you already know this story, which is at least 78 years old, and probably older. The first King Kong movie was released in 1933.

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Buffy did work back in the 90s at Sunnydale high, and now we’re talking about the 12-year reunion ‘cuz that’s what high schools with vampires do. They have reunions every six years, because that’s an evil number and vampires are evil. This is why you must show your undying devotion to some old ass TV show, but make it obscure so you can only impress those other freaks of nature that like this show so much. Purchase the Sunnydale Reunion class of ’99 T Shirt.

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We all do it. Yellow at the traffic light means floor it to get to the middle of the intersection before the red, and, of course, before on-coming traffic starts to flow at you. This whole myth about yellow means caution and slow down I think started with Ma Ingoll back in the wagon days, and she was dead wrong. Listen to pa and floor it on the yellow light.

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So, the amazing thing about Family Radio and Harold Camping is that they have an audience in the first place. Secondly, how does a crackpot prediction of May 21, 2011 gain so much attention from not only religious zealots, but the mainstream media as well. In other words, how did I hear about this nutter’s false prophecy?

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