Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

House of Stark, Game of Thrones, Winterfell, Dogs, leather, swords, snow, castle, beard, and BO. This is awesome. Can’t wait. That’s why this Winter is Coming T Shirt is the coolest thing I have ever seen. Plus, I can wear it today and it will be true, especially since I live in Wisconsin. Of course, if people think I’m just predicting the weather like that damn groundhog, then they’ll probably be confused about the swords. Screw them.

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As you can see on the banner, you can grab a sweet 20% off your entire order right now by using code OhNoAShark20 as long as one of the shirts you purchase has a shark on it. That’s a jawsome deal.

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That “e” has a tilde, actually I don’t know what that punctuation is, but it’s all kinds of French looking. At the whispy curly cue moustache and you have a bit of a wordplay slash image play, and it’s quite cute. Do you agree?

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You better believe there’s a test before you are even allowed to buy this Ocarina I’m a Player T Shirt. Seriously, Snorg Tees hits you up on the Skype video chat and you have to play the Song of Storms 95% perfectly to qualify to buy the tee.

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You’ll show your age with this one. All the five-year-olds will think you’re a grandparent, but you have to keep the spirit and memory of Pluto as a planet alive with this Back In My day We Had Nine Planets T Shirt. There have been quite a few shirts that touch on this somewhat controversial topic, but if the archbishop of astronomy says Pluto is a no go as a planet, all you have to do is bow your head and accept it. And lament the fact that the mobile you made it 4th grade is now totally out of date

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I’m starting to think Harry Potter T Shirts may be the tops for the rest of the year after that massive opening weekend, the movie has a ton of momentum. It’s the last one, so people need something to remember the whole phenomenon.

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A hat trick of goofy jokes this week. A little wordplay, plus a drooling dog representing the Pavlovian response of becoming hungry when a bell is wrong. Of course, made famous by experiments done by Johnny Pavlov. That’s actually not his first name and I can’t be bothered to look it up. I know you thought that I am well known for going the extra mile for my readers, but not today. Don’t have it today. You ever have those low energy days.

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I first read this as masturbate more and decided I probably shouldn’t review this one for my blog. Too racy. But, luckily I re-read and came to realize that this I Want to Procrastinate More But I Keep Putting It Off T Shirt is perfectly fine for the whole family, except that retarded humor like this, if enjoyed by younger folk, can backfire in an ugly fashion. In the hands of less skilled hands like that snot-nosed 11-year-old, these types of jokes become brutal, and you just wish the shirt had been about jerking off, and you were the one that had to explain it to your Christian nephew.

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Nice little joke here, because you know Telekinesis is using your mind powers to move physical objects. Is it possible? I don’t know you tell me. Otherwise, just buy the If You Believe in Telekinesis Please Raise My Hand T Shirt and be done with the esoteric arguments.

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This is awesome. Dude in Ghostbusters thought of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man hoping that he was soft and non-destructive, but it turns out Stay Puft could wreak tons of havoc in the city and needed to be taken care of. Now, on this Stay Puft Marshmallow S’more T Shirt, are we looking at massive graham cracker and chocolate bar, or is this Stay Puft in miniature? These are important questions and I don’t think I’m going to be able to find the elusive answer in my lifetime. But, if you know leave your wisdom in the comments, please.

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Hey, this is a nice reminder to back up your work. You never know when the network is going down or the thunderstorm is going to knock out a power line, and the multiple viruses you’ve picked up as you make your way through the seedier parts of the web, conspire to blow your shit up. That’s why you should have this Back That Thing Up T Shirt to remind you to hit save all the time, and to run back ups on a regular basis.

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Hey, you can not get enough of this Harry Potter owl comparison to the US postal service. This Postal Owl T Shirt has some very nice details. I like the wax seal, the the owl holding the letter with wing fingers, the bag overflowing with letters, and, of course, the cap. Hedwig was retired from magical message delivery, so he picked up a job at the USPS. He’s a proud owl and that’s definitely a step down, but the bills ain’t payin’ themselves.

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