Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Hey, looky here…another bacon-loving t shirt. It’s a meme. It’s the perfect food. It’s what everybody on the Internet wants to eat at all times, and if you disagree you’re wrong, or maybe you should go to the vegetable t shirt website. For all of you greasy carnivores I think that this Either You Like Bacon or You’re Wrong T Shirt is something you should have in your dresser of drawers, ready for that perfect occassion, which is basically every day and all the time.

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Whoa! Some deep shit right here. A mind bender. I start to sweat trying to put this together so it makes some kind of sense in my mind. I won’t sleep well tonight until I map it out on graph paper with a very nice Zebra mechanical pencil. This The Following Statement is True The Previous Statement is False T Shirt is the kind of thing you definitely need to wear if you’re going out on the prowl trying to get some action from people that look good, but are more than just fine bodies. They have brains.

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Of course, this is a shout out to the most popular game of all time: Mario Brothers. I have no statistics to back that up, but judging from the 41,326 t shirts that reference the game, it’s pretty safe to say if you’re a gamer geek, you’ve played and loved Mario Bros. Now this particular Koopa Troup 85 T Shirt is a very nice option for those of you in the market for this type of garment. I mean it says Mushroom Kingdom Be Prepared to Kill Plumbers. And has the turtle with wings.

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Nice little zombie wordplay here. And the image is sufficiently grotesque to make any zombie enthusiast giggle with glee as they click the buy now button and purchase the A Mind is a Wonderful Thing to Taste T Shirt. I like the fact that this dude met his demise in a work setting. Actually, I’m guessing he had just got off work, loosened his tie, and was going to knock back a couple to take the edge off before heading home to the wifey.

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Only 172.3 million people have seen the Party Rock Shuffling video by LMAO, so that’s not every man, woman and child on the planet but it’s damn close. Of course, about 14,000 people seem to have loaded up their own Shuffling video on Youtube, so basically this shuffling thing has taken over the Internet. It’s only right that Snorg Tees puts together a funny take on the meme, phenomenon, hotness, with this Playing Cards Everyday I’m Shuffling T Shirt.

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Mix a little Star Wars with a dash of Legend of Zelda and what you have is an instant classic t shirt that you’re friends and family will beg you to wash because you have worn it for 22 straight days. That’s right, this May the Light Force Be With You T Shirt has quite the powers to make you forget common personal hygiene and other important shit, so don’t take this purchase from Snorg Tees lightly.

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Every Saturday my Mom allows me to cheat on my strict diet including eating all the chocolate I want. That is why this I Wanna Get Chocolate Wasted T Shirt is very near and dear to my heart. I feel this desire once a week. Actually, I feel it all day every day, but am only allowed to indulge once a week…well indulge in front of my mom. Sometimes I can sneak a square or two from my Saturday binge and it on Sunday or even Monday.

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This whole Cave Johnson Portal 2 business is pretty entertaining, almost makes me want to break my mom’s anti-gaming rule, and pick this one up just to hear Cave Johnson give his motivational speech about life giving you lemons. Sometimes the advice you get from well-meaning people in your life just isn’t strong enough. It’s watered down so the masses can accept it, but if you have a little more juice than the average Joe, then you need to hear some words of wisdom with a little spice added. And this is what you get with this When Life Gives You Lemons, Burn Life’s House Down T Shirt.

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There is no dilly dallying here. It’s straight to the word/image play, and it’s strong. That pencil wants a gunfight at the OK Corral at sun up, and, unless you’re a lily livered, yellow-bellied, chicken you will be there and accept the challenge. Of course, that No. 2 pencil looks like a dude I don’t want any part of. He looks he could really put some holes in you real quick. I mean look at that belt and hat and facial expression. He ain’t messin’. Plus, look at those super angry lines he’s drawing. That says “you’re dead!”

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No idea what this means. I’m guessing that blue whale with the pipe is from some movie. The narwhal could be from Elf perhaps. Wait, where’s the “e” in narwhal? Something is missing. Then we have a done up unicorn with lipstick, necklace, and matching earrings, and a lovely blond perm. Actually, there’s no movie reference here, we just have a sweet little family portrait where the whale and unicorn went all inter-species with their relationship, and the result of their copulation, was a little narwhal, which has the whale body and the unicorn horn. I mean, where else did that crazy ass tusk/horn thing come from.

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This is pure sexy time right here. If you want to be a player you need to own the Pour Some Sugar on Me T Shirt right now. Otherwise, it will be obvious your game needs work. Yeah, it’s a little switcherooni ‘cuz we’re looking at a bowl of cereal, but this pure sex on display right here. Don’t wear this thing around the children. It will blow their minds and they’ll grow up to be perverts, which is bad times. You don’t want pervert children.

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Wordplay right here. That one sheriff was totally pissed that the other dude was stealin’ his style from brim of his hat to the tip of his boots. Bad dusty town etiquette right there. You gotta let a man rock his own unique style. It’s not like they were shoppin’ at Wal-Mart where 30 million people buy the same mass produced clothing. Anyways…you also have the whole serif and sans serif font business. Which then becomes a little bit of a showdown at sundown because some people like the serifs on their online pages, while others swear by sans.

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