Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

Sun had a really rough night. Earth told sun not to go to that party, but Sun didn’t listen. Just as sun was leaving the house, Earth said don’t take the green pills from Hector, but Sun didn’t listen to that either, mainly because Sun was drunk of her mind, and when Hector came around, her defenses were down, and was an easy sell on the green pills.

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There’s a Facebook page devoted to this knock knock joke, except it doesn’t have “The” in front of “Doctor”. Should this Knock Knock Who’s There The Doctor T Shirt have “The” in front of “Doctor”. I don’t think so, except that it throws people off the scent of the joke for a little longer as they’re staring at your shirt. So, that builds up a little comic tension, which bursts like a blister all over the faces of anybody within a 4-foot radius of this comedic discovery. And that’s funny.

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This is what you call a contradiction or wordplay or weak shirt from Snorg Tees. Actually, it’s not one of my favorite, but if you like this type of humor then I think I’m Not Supersititious, It’s Bad Luck to Be Superstitious T Shirt is one of the best things ever printed on cotton (for you).

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You simply cannot have too many choices when it comes to Honey Badger T Shirts. This Honey Badger Don’t Care T Shirt happens to be one of the richest designs of seen of the subject, so if you’re into deeper colors you might consider this offering from Snorg Tees.

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I thought this was some 8-bit video game reference to like Oregon Trail or something. Then I thought about it for another seven seconds and totally realized it was a quote from The Princess Bride. Let the record show, I did not need Google to figure this out.

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Apparently this toast feels like giving the toast that just got toasted a little grief for being over toasted. And well he should, because that’s how it is in the testestone-riddled world of toast and toasters. Eat or be eaten. Jelly, jams, and butters smeared up and down and all around. Brutal. So, when you get a chance to lighten the mood with a little, over the top joke like making fun of your toast buddy doing a few too many minutes under the lights, then you gotta do it for sanity.

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Storage Wars T Shirt

by on September 19, 2011

Don’t mess with jilted digital storage devises. They have nothing really left to lose so they’ll come at you with everything they have, including stray paper clips. I bet it was those 3.5″ that got to that CD or is that a DVD. Whatever, those 3.5″ were physically built to last in that hard plastic. That Flash drive, thumb drive, memory stick doesn’t stand a chance, because, one, it has too many names and two, the broken up CD didn’t satiate the blood lust. This is really a sad situation on this Storage Wars T Shirt, and I don’t know why you’d want to wear it on your body.

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I’ve always liked the rhyming Zebra, but then again I’m a corny mofo, so if you feel differently about the poor creature than I do, then you should probably just go with your first instinct and buy this Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I Hate Rhyming…Zebra T Shirt even though it totally proves that your heart is colder than a well digger’s ass.

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This is beautiful message of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and making a go of it. Actually, it’s an anti-Religious Right Tee, ‘cuz Snorg Tees wants you to get all secular or godless or humanist or some other sort devil-driven life systemish.

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Atoms Bonding T Shirt

by on September 12, 2011

Science up in here right now. These little atoms are playing ball. Actually, they’re tossing particles to each other, which makes for a different type of message on this Atoms Bonding T Shirt. It’s actually a No Nukes shirt but nobody knows it. That’s totally not true but my 13.5 seconds of Internet research let me know in no uncertain terms that there’s no chance I’m going to grasp atomic bonding well enough to write about it in the next couple of minutes.

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Nice way to slip in a very dirty sexual reference. Drop an iceberg in the mix and everybody becomes frigid, except those that truly dig the plea for just the tiniest little bit of sex. If you like the word/imageplay going on here, and you like to convince girls to give it up by promising just the tip. Or if you’re a girl that demands just the tip as you’re getting to know each other then this Just the Tip T Shirt is a no brainer purchase.

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Obviously, Lannister is the wealthiest family in the kingdom. They have a gold lion on red fabric as their crest, and they’re bad asses. I totally watch this Game of Thrones TV show six times a day, so I know exactly what I’m talking about when I tell you that this Damn It Feels Good to Be a Lannister T Shirt will look good on you…if you’re worthy to wear it. And by worthy, I mean you have a smelly beard or high cheek bones, a two-hundred mile stare, and an impending doom vibe.

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