
Sun had a really rough night. Earth told sun not to go to that party, but Sun didn’t listen. Just as sun was leaving the house, Earth said don’t take the green pills from Hector, but Sun didn’t listen to that either, mainly because Sun was drunk of her mind, and when Hector came around, her defenses were down, and was an easy sell on the green pills.
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I thought this was some 8-bit video game reference to like Oregon Trail or something. Then I thought about it for another seven seconds and totally realized it was a quote from The Princess Bride. Let the record show, I did not need Google to figure this out.
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Apparently this toast feels like giving the toast that just got toasted a little grief for being over toasted. And well he should, because that’s how it is in the testestone-riddled world of toast and toasters. Eat or be eaten. Jelly, jams, and butters smeared up and down and all around. Brutal. So, when you get a chance to lighten the mood with a little, over the top joke like making fun of your toast buddy doing a few too many minutes under the lights, then you gotta do it for sanity.
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Don’t mess with jilted digital storage devises. They have nothing really left to lose so they’ll come at you with everything they have, including stray paper clips. I bet it was those 3.5″ that got to that CD or is that a DVD. Whatever, those 3.5″ were physically built to last in that hard plastic. That Flash drive, thumb drive, memory stick doesn’t stand a chance, because, one, it has too many names and two, the broken up CD didn’t satiate the blood lust. This is really a sad situation on this Storage Wars T Shirt, and I don’t know why you’d want to wear it on your body.
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Science up in here right now. These little atoms are playing ball. Actually, they’re tossing particles to each other, which makes for a different type of message on this Atoms Bonding T Shirt. It’s actually a No Nukes shirt but nobody knows it. That’s totally not true but my 13.5 seconds of Internet research let me know in no uncertain terms that there’s no chance I’m going to grasp atomic bonding well enough to write about it in the next couple of minutes.
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Nice way to slip in a very dirty sexual reference. Drop an iceberg in the mix and everybody becomes frigid, except those that truly dig the plea for just the tiniest little bit of sex. If you like the word/imageplay going on here, and you like to convince girls to give it up by promising just the tip. Or if you’re a girl that demands just the tip as you’re getting to know each other then this Just the Tip T Shirt is a no brainer purchase.
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