Snorg Tees

Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

See the thing about this shirt is that it’s a little wordplay, because what the typist really wanted to type, was Fucked Up. Not ducked up. I know that word isn’t totally appropriate for a family audience, so I apologize if you are a family gathered around the home computer reading all of the lovely gems that Tshirt Groove has to offer in terms of t-shirt reviews. But, really, you need to blame Snorg Tees for putting such a shirt concept out into the world.

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Many say one of the freakiest, awesomest episodes of Doctor Who ever: Blink, the 10th episode of the third series of the new production. What’s your opinion? If you liked the episode I’m guessing this Don’t Blink T Shirt is a no brainer for you. I mean it’s awesome. And brings out the creepiness in a cool way.

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Caution: Pun just around the bend. You have the hat telling the tie to hang around (get it?) and going on to say he’ll go on ahead (get it?). If you’re into goofy puns, and hat and tie buddies with stick arms and legs, giving directions and thumbs up, then the You Hang Around I’ll Go On Ahead T Shirt is just the one for you. No doubt. I mean you may have just typed in “shirt with a hat talking to a tie telling him to hang around while he goes on ahead” for all I know.

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Well how do you like that? Usually, you have instant milk, instant potatoes, instant coffee, and instant sea monkeys, but right here you have a Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt. You see here’s what happens. People start to become dependent on injections of caffeine. That can’t get moving or motivated in the morning without their cup of coffee. They can’t make it to lunch without another. And, they can’t power through the afternoon doldrums without that power drink.

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Apparently, this absurdity = Your Argument is Invalid is a wackydoodle Internet meme. It started on 4chan–because anything good on the Internet started on 4chan–with Nicolas Cage photoshopped portrait in which he is sporting a bird for hair. My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid. This is pretty much spectacularly funny.

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What you have here is a little play on those Jesus bracelets that said WWJD, which stands for What Would Jesus Do. Obviously, you know this, so why am I telling you? Not sure. The whole thing caught on and parodies began popping up all over the place. What Would Tom Waits Do? What Would Patsy Cline Do? What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do? What Would ALF Do? What Would Fabrice Fabrice Do? What Would Your Mom Do? You catch the drift.

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It’s so true. These damn kids with their Flash sticks and iPods that hold about 3.9 million times more data than those un-floppy 3.5″ floppy disks. Then, there are the computers, which are 639 thousand times more powerful than the shitty green screened beige thing you owned in the late 80s. If you’re older than dirt and appreciate the trials and tribulations of the older generations, then you probably need to pick up the Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is T Shirt.

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This is a good one for a Monday. Wouldn’t you say? Although, it would have been much better at about 8:15 AM, when I moped into the office staring at 8.5 hours mind numbing corporate slaggery. Would have hit home, just like Muddy Waters’ “I Can’t Be Satisfied” always hits me deep. This is a blues-based shirt perfect for my blues-based brain (I have to credit Marc Maron for that phrase).

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I have no idea what this means. I know that Gallifrey is the home planet of Doctor Who. And, I’m sure there’s an easy explanation as to why there’s two hearts, like it has two moons. Or it has two manifestations according to which portal you enter. Or some crazy sci-fi construct like that. By the way, who decided it was scy-fy instead of sci-fi. Doesn’t make any sense. Probably happened like 6 years ago and I’m not just getting wind of it. But, that’s not what we’re here to discuss. We’re talking about the I Heart Heart Gallifrey T Shirt, which is totally something you should purchase if you love Doctor Who, and totally know exactly what this means.

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This shirt is ridiculous. Who would ever think to create a shirt with a bunch of lined sticky notes reminding oneself never to take mental notes? Who’s going to buy this Mental Note T Shirt? I could be wrong but Mental Note: you never ever remember mental notes…take actual notes does not make for a good t-shirt that the hip Internet people, who stumble on this thing, would ever buy. There’s never ever going to be word of mouth buzz either because no one’s talking about this thing. Finally, no self-respecting t-shirt blog would write about this tee.

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This obviously is a Breaking Bad T shirt and that’s why it caught your eye. You’re a Breaking Bad fan, so when you see this Greetings From Albuquerque New Mexico Let’s Cook T Shirt, you think to yourself. Damn. I gotta have that tee. And, if that truly is the case, then you’re right. Get the tee. The show is awesome. The trailer is awesome. Albuquerque and surroundings is awesome. And cooking meth is supra coolio.

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This is so true, except if they got the point they were laying down flat as a board on the plank they would be mocked into eternity by ship mates. Not only are they guilty of mutiny (or diddling the captain’s parrot), they are also showing great weakness by not walking the plank with great alacrity. Or maybe pirates are plankers, because they make their captives walk the plank on whims. If this is the case, then you can forgot the entire first bit that I typed up there.

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