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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

What we have here is an 8-bit mashup and some wordplay. First, you have the 8-bit heart. 8-bit is a meme that stands for the good old days…like putting an analog tape cassette on a t-shirt, or a rotary phone, or rule of law in the United States. Anyways, that’s piece number one to the mashup. Piece number two is the allusion to vampires. Love and biting is all up in ever True Blood and Twilight and all those vampire entertainment programs. Of course, the wordplay is spelling bites with a “y”, which helps usher in the 8-bit concept.

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I like this one. There’s that corny line about never wanting to hurt you, who ever steps into a relationship and consciously wants to hurt the other person? Does that really happen? Maybe subconsciously because your mom burned your Farrah Fawcett poster when you were 13, but there aren’t many people that go into a relationship to intentionally inflict harm, and, if they do, there are pretty strong indicators that keep others away.

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Gingerbread is kind of a holiday treat, so this You’ll Never Catch Me I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt certainly has a place on this site as we charge right through the middle of the holiday season. Plus the green shirt with nice red accentuation makes this the perfect thing to wear to your most anticipated festive gathering.

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The Muppets did Pigs in Space back in the day, and then they came out with the feature film this year, so naturally Snorg Tees hopped on the buzz train and put out this Pigs in Space T Shirt. Are you a fan of The Muppets? Did you see The Muppets on opening day in November? Was it as good as previous movies and the show? I need to know these things even though I didn’t watch much of the show or see any of the movies.

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I love this I’m the 1 Percent T Shirt. First, 1% milk blows. It’s a watery mess nobody should have to endure. If you’re going to do milk DO WHOLE MILK. So 1% is already conjuring up negative associations, which is good. Next,this milk carton dude is too dapper to be cool. You know how you can dress well and be okay, but if you go too far, like with a monocle, you’ve officially hit douchebag status. That’s where Mr. Milk is.

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You got your little play on words to that Jay Z song. Might be his only good song that 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one. He might have another so all you haters out there keep it cool. Keep that saliva in your mouth, though if you want some civil discourse on the merits on Jay Z’s music, please put some words down in the comments. Of course, I think his work as 1% owner of the Brooklyn Nets has been nothing short of spectacular.

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This is the type of television programming that makes me proud to be an American. That’s why I proudly will promote this Come At Me Bro T Shirt. Ronnie got into a fight on the boardwalk over there in the Jersey Shore. I’m sure it was about something exceptionally important, like maybe the dude he was kicking the crap out of was one of those slimeballs that work for Goldman Sachs and Ronnie was expressing, physically, what every working class American feels. Anger. Confusion. Stunned confusion. Rage. Hatred.

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This is in reference to the Monty Python skit about a dead parrot. John Cleese has always been a funny dude. Plus, if you don’t live in the UK, a good dose of that accent is good for the soul. Of course, you need this This Parrot Has Ceased to Exist T Shirt because there’s a dead parrot on it, and who doesn’t want to walk around with a dead parrot on their chest. I know I’m game for a dead parrot tee, and if you’re cool, like me, you’re game too. Am I right?

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Get 15% off all tees and hats at Snorg Tees. But hurry. The sale ends today at the stroke of midnight. If you’re feeling super festive, you should probably check out the ridiculous knitted hats they’re coming up with, including the red-bearded barbarian below.

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These snowmen can’t figure out why they’re smelling carrots. You see, snowmen actually have nose underneath the surface of their faces. When you think you’re so damn cute ramming a carrot there, it’s actually quite painful and disorienting for these poor creatures. Oh well just another holiday festivity casualty. We can talk about Christmas trees and that awful tradition in Scandanavian countries involving small people and pine cones, but I’m going to stop before we all forget the true meaning of the season…

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They knelt as boys and rose as men of the Night’s Watch. And, there’s a face carved in rock with bleeding eyes. I’m talking about of course the Game of Thrones and the little club those animal fur-clad hairy men join if they’re awesome enough, and can remember a really long oath while kneeling on sand and not getting freaked out by the oozing blood.

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This, of course, is in reference to the Internet sensation Nyan Cat video, which you can see in its epic 10 hour form below. Enjoy! Or you could save some time and just buy the Cat Plus Pastry Equals Rainbow T Shirt and simply hum that tune over and over and over, until all your friends and family want to throttle the living daylights out of you. If I was making your choices for you, that is definitely what I would do.

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