Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.
Let me go through this diagram with you, in case the image is too small for you to read without strain. The snout is awesome. The ear is mmm. Shoulder is tasty. Haunch is yum. And the leg is yum yum. Back is delectable. The ribs are delicious. The is upper belly is MMMHHMM. And the lower belly is heavenly. The rump is om nom nom. And the back haunch is so good.
Read more on Tasty Pig Cuts T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
This is freakin’ stretchin’ it right here. Plural Platypus and you get this Platypi T Shirt where the poor animals are contorted into the pi sign. Pretty funny. Makes me think there should be a company that specializes in pi shirts. Like every word in the English language with a pi sound is turned into some pi reference. Pine cone. Pile of shit. Pike. Pied Piper. This could be a real gas. Supine. Spy.
Read more on Platypi T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
The Cool Story Bro meme has been going strong now for awhile, and it’s only getting stronger, especially with this Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees hitting the online marketplace. You’ll probably need to get this to stay ahead of the curve and your hip neighbor who lords over you the fact that she is on the bleeding edge. Shove this shirt back in her face and see that relationship do a 180 degree flipparooni where you’re calling the shots, and making the tastes, and she is just lapping up the scraps from your kingly awesome table.
Read more on Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
Apparently, President Obama was trying to ratchet up the quality of school lunch programs around the country, but the french fries and frozen food industry shoved way too much payola up the asses of Congress for them to see straight, so they called a teaspoon of tomato paste on pizza a vegetable and shit canned the USDA’s suggestions for improved nutrition for the young people of the United States. Somewhere Jamie Oliver is crying in his salad.
Read more on Pizza is a Vegetable T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
I can understand the printing of the shirt, the making of the shirt, the design of the shirt, but the outsourcing the writing on the shirt is something that makes me sad. This is actually the first in a series of English as a Second Language tees that Snorg Tees is running to encourage global participation in the art of making funny garments.
Read more on When I’m Sad I Stop Being Sad and Be Awesome Instead T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
Isn’t that the truth!? I don’t touch the stuff because it aggravates my IBS, and it gives me the cold sweats, and an irregularly fast heart beat. But, it’s just me and Martha over there in Billings, MO that do not drink the java. Everyone else on this planet, and infinite planets in space, drink the caffeinated elixir. Many swear by it. Many can’t get through with out. Many feel invincible physically and mentally when they drink the stuff.
Read more on Infinity People Like Coffee T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 2 comments }
What you have here is a goofy little joke that includes pie and math, and a little wordplay with pi and pie. This is another one for my math nerd brethren. If I say it like that, does it imply that I, too, am a math lover, because that is not the case. I do not like math. Maybe a little simple addition and subtraction in my head, but anything beyond that hurts.
Read more on I Hated Math Then I Found Out About Pi T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
You have pi and the square root of 2. That’s about as far as I go with my math knowledge on this one. Well, maybe I know that the square root of 2 is an irrational number, which is where the humor lies in this Love Isn’t Rational T Shirt.
Read more on Love Isn’t Rational T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
When you think about it brains do look kind of delicious. Like the meat scooped out of a tropical fruit. Fresh, sweet and satisfyingly tasty. I mean look at that little pile of grey matter on the bear trap. Wouldn’t you want to tuck into that any day…any time? I know I would!
Read more on Zombie Defense 101 T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
Nice little play on the There Will Be Blood movie title, which was a movie I liked a lot. So, the question is…does this cheapen the film by inserting a popular food meme into the title. I say, Daniel Day Lewis’ performance was too good for any such There Will Be Bacon T Shirt to sully it, even if that shirt from Snorg Tees sells 42 million units as projected.
Read more on There Will Be Bacon T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
Wordplay alert! Wordplay! Wordplay! It’s funny because it’s true. Algebra is always asking for the X. It’s good that this Dear Algebra Stop Asking Us to Find Your X T Shirt exists because algebra needs an intervention. Algebra is basing all his major decisions in life on the fact that his X, Lydia, is indeed coming back…that she’s just getting some space and the relationship will be back and better than ever very soon. Those looking from the outside in, know this is definitely not the case.
{ 1 comment }
That sushi roll has been stabbed! Oh what the chopstick purists must think about this one. It’s like a deep wound. An affront to the proper etiquette tenets. I want to be the person that cries “foul” at this atrocity, but I’m strangely attracted to its menace.
Read more on The Proper Way to Use Chopsticks T Shirt from Snorg Tees…
{ 0 comments }
