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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

the three amigos t shirt The Three Amigos T Shirt

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Tequila! Lime! Salt! It’s the three amigos. Does anybody even remember the movie, The Three Amigos. I barely remember it and I’m so old I was just the right age to enjoy it thoroughly when it came out in 1986. Whatever, that’s just a little piece of this fine design. The real story is the amazing power of tequila to make you crazy.

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come see the terrors of the fire swamp t shirt Come See The Terrors of the Fire Swamp T Shirt

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The Princess Bride! Lightning Sand! ROUS! Flame Spurts! Now that’s some funny screenwriting giving that terrible fire swamp all of those goofy, over-the-top dangers. Rodents of Unusual Size! You have to be proud of Westley and The Princess bride for keeping their cool and navigating through unscathed. I mean, look at htose Terrors. Awful…just awful.

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upside down map why not t shirt Why Not Upside Down Map T Shirt

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So Australia is now up-over. Is that how that works? Why is there an upside down map of the world on this shirt? I guess that’s the classic question, because the answer is on the shirt: “why not?” Is there any background to this shirt? Did Sheldon wear this or have an upside down map in his room? Did the head dude in Game of Thrones lead his crew to war across treacherous terrain while looking at an upside down map? Can the zombies in The Walking Dead only read maps upside down?

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cookie monster the hutt t shirt Cookie Monster The Hutt T Shirt

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At first I thought this was just a Cookie Monster slug or maybe even a Cookie Monster Snuggie, but, no, really, it’s just a mashup of the beloved slob from Sesame Street, and the hated slob from Star Wars, Jabba the Hutt. Can you Cookie Hutt enslaving Leia like Jabba did? I guess I’ll have to dig up that Return of the Jedi footage since Carrie Fisher was lookin’ gooooooood.

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friends dont let friends use comic sans t shirt Friends Dont Let Friends Use Comic Sans T Shirt

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Wait…what’s wrong with Comic Sans. It’s bubbly and cute. God, everybody is such a curmudgeon these days. How about some levity up in here. What this t-shirt design needs, absolutely, is comic sans. All day. Every day. Come on people now…comic sans on your brother.

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there is no spoon t shirt There is No Spoon T Shirt

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I think this shirt should be called Neospoonin’ but Snorg calls it There is No Spoon. That makes me think of the kid bending it, and not the slow mo bullet dodging that Neo is so adept at. Nonetheless, it’s sort of fun to think that the spoon was dodging dozens of little bullets, while that kid was holding it.

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Free Hugs H2O T Shirt

by on March 25, 2013

free hugs h2o t shirt Free Hugs H2O T Shirt

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That’s one way to explain science. Break it down in terms of loving relationships. And then the little oxygen atoms hug the hydrogen atom and the resulting love molecule is water. Yay! Of course, I don’t ever get hugged, and I’m terrible at relationships, so this makes less sense to me than the straight science text book.

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grammar is not fun t shirt Grammar is Not Fun T Shirt

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Diagramming sentences was the worst thing on Earth, and I liked English class. That was just not the part I enjoyed or excelled at. I do like a little hangman at the end. Wish I would have thought of that back in the day when I was learning sentence structure. Of course, I’d probably be unemployed right now. It’s the smallest twists of fate that can lead you down the darkest roads.

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ask me about my video game achievements t shirt Ask Me About My Video Game Achievements T Shirt

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This is pretty much the ultimate gamer nerd t-shirt. You have the 8-pixel character with the life force stuff and the fuel stuff. He’s got the shield, sword, and helmet. And, there wearer of this shirt is basically begging people to engage him in talk about gaming, so he can brag about getting to the 17th level of Missile Command, etc.

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i greater than u t shirt I Greater Than U T Shirt

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This is clever. They had the “I love you” messaging, which I’ve always found confusing because this <3 always looked like a butt to me. It never dawned on me that it was a heart on its side. So, maybe this love sentiment when the shirt was originally designed, but then there was a fight, things got ugly, and the black marker came out to change the meaning significantly.

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Meteor T Shirt

by on March 18, 2013

meteor t shirt1 Meteor T Shirt

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That meteor has a one-way ticket to Earth hanging out of his back pack. He looks like a nerdy little dude, but he’s actually the size of Pluto, and, in fact, may have enough mass to break through the Earth’s atmosphere and cause massive damage. Like mass hysteria, end of times type stuff.

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the greatest chameleon ever t shirt The Greatest Chameleon Ever T Shirt

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Let me know when you see him. It’s really hard but that chameleon is doing his best impression of green that he can. But, you can see just the outline of the nail on his right little toe. You have to look really, really intensely. Get up close.

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