As far as I understand the medical science, alcohol is not great for your liver. But, judging from the happiness emanating from this image of the liver arm-in-arm with the beer, I’d have to say the science is wrong. Cirrhosis is caused by something else, and don’t let anybody tell you anything different. Really! Look at that BFF Beer and Liver T Shirt. How can you possibly draw any sort of other conclusions. You can’t.
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So this is either a euphemism for fucking taken from the silent movie The Artist. Or it’s a paean to Mike Breen’s 3-point call during NBA games. Either way it’s awesome and you agree. I can feel the vibes bouncing out your brain. Tells me all I need to know. Go ahead, pick up this Bang T Shirt and watch your entire life fall into place just like you want it.
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Get it. This is that part of the alphabet, where you really get rolling L…M…N…O. It all mooshes together so it sounds like this Elameno T Shirt spells it out. Pretty funny. What age do kids start learning the alphabet. This would be a great tee to put in front of them right before they start to wrap their minds around that. Would confuse the hell out of them. Probably wouldn’t ever be able to spell quite right.
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See Abe Lincoln as President of the United States made some enemies. Something about how there shouldn’t be slavery, and a whole region was like, WTF, free labor is how we make our money. How are we gonna survive? And Abe said, you better get some better business acumen and learn how to make money without the free labor. And those imbecile Southerners were like, no we won’t do it. So, then Abe said, well, I hate to do this but we’re gonna have a civil war to get this shit straight. And, the US proceeded to engage in super bloody four year conflict, which remains the deadliest in the countries’ history: 620,000. Sometimes you gotta do the right thing.
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I guess if a cookie is wearing glasses and reading a book, you have to say it’s a pretty smart cookie, because I’m going to tell you something right now that may shock and/or upset you. Most cookies are illiterate. That’s right! I said it. Cookies for the most part are illiterate. You get one that’s reading like on this One Smart Cookie T Shirt you’re taken aback. It’s an odd site. And if you’re honest with your self you would realize this is the truth.
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Penguins are getting their body measurements. Feeling fabric. Lookin’ sharp. I can’t tell if we have a fancy clothier here or if the Emperor penguins decided to take this on themselves as something of a farce. Yes, we look like we have suits on, so to be goofy we’re going to make our own suits.
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Of course Bacon is an element. It’s one of the fundamental building blocks of life. Everybody knows that. Pigs know that, which is why they happily give up their little piggy lives to make bacon for human consumption. It’s an honor to the swine to feed the master species.
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Coffee is the great elixir. The benevolent drug. And that is why we have points, gamer style, applied to the beverage. +5 Wisdom because you are smarter when you drink coffee. The brain’s synapses are firing fast and hard. +9 Speed because everything you do and say is sped up by at least 35%…your mind and body is revving. +8 energy because you get up dead tired, drink that first cup and you’re ready to go, and if you start to lag in the afternoon, boom, cup a coffee and you’re back in the fast lane.
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