
That mouse got a little sassy and the damn cat figured it had had enough, so she jumped on the desk and did what cats do. Killed it. Cats are killing machines. They are built to kill and this mouse got what was coming to it. It was mocking the cat basically. Plus, who cares, the damn thing was obsolete. All the mouses now are wireless. That’s not really true I have have wired mice at both work and home, of course, I’m totally behind the times because I’m broke and live in my mother’s basement and when I say work, I mean my part-time janitor job and when I say my mouse at work, really I’m talking about the hardware on the desks that I dust. And no way, I don’t ever surf porn on those machines, because it’s against the rules and I need the job to pay rent.
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Nice little play on probably the most famous scene from Lord of the Rings. Gandalf telling that fire-breathing, horned, devil beast that he shall not pass, allowing the crew to get to safety. Put in modern times, Gandalf is the stop light and that beast (or mouth-breathing a**hole who’s been riding your ass for 15 blocks now) is going to have to stop because of the power of the white wizard.
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Man…don’t wear this in front of the kids. I’m 41 and having a hard time digesting this image (ha ha ha…get it…digesting). Of course, it’s tougher for me because I used to have a cookie monster puppet with googly moogly eyes, blue fur, and a huge mouth. That puppet ate cookies just like Cookie Monster. In other words, not at all. Cookie crumbs just flying everywhere.
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This frumpy little Sasquatch is letting everyone know right now that he is feelin’ sassy. And that’s funny, which is why this Feelin’ Sassy T Shirt exists…to make you laugh at sassy frumpiness. Related question: are there female Sasquatches. I suppose if they have truly existed over centuries, then unless it’s one dude Yeti, then you have female and males propagating the species. But, maybe there’s a level of sassiness that trumps death and you can pretty much live forever.
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There’s only one problem with this shirt. There is massive home court advantage. If these two huge creatures are in the ocean shark wins. If they’re on land, it’s not even a contest…bear takes the prize. So, yeah, on paper this is an epic duel, but when you get down to the real nitty gritty, there are some logistical issues that keep it from ever happening in it’s most amazing form.
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