Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.
It’s one of those crazy & lists, except instead of having a list of different things, there’s only one thing and that thing is bacon, which is good enough to be a list on a shirt unto itself. Am I right? I think I am, and if you think so then you should probably get the Bacon & Bacon & Bacon & Bacon T Shirt.
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What a fabulous little design on this Swanson’s Hand Carved Flutes and Recorders T Shirt. Ron is a man’s man and he does manly things like woodworking. Of course, it’s tempered by the fact that we’re talking about Flutes and Recorders here, which is kind of a light touch. You can see cute little children playing Ron’s instruments, so it’s not all macho testosterone up in here.
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That mouse got a little sassy and the damn cat figured it had had enough, so she jumped on the desk and did what cats do. Killed it. Cats are killing machines. They are built to kill and this mouse got what was coming to it. It was mocking the cat basically. Plus, who cares, the damn thing was obsolete. All the mouses now are wireless. That’s not really true I have have wired mice at both work and home, of course, I’m totally behind the times because I’m broke and live in my mother’s basement and when I say work, I mean my part-time janitor job and when I say my mouse at work, really I’m talking about the hardware on the desks that I dust. And no way, I don’t ever surf porn on those machines, because it’s against the rules and I need the job to pay rent.
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Nice little play on probably the most famous scene from Lord of the Rings. Gandalf telling that fire-breathing, horned, devil beast that he shall not pass, allowing the crew to get to safety. Put in modern times, Gandalf is the stop light and that beast (or mouth-breathing a**hole who’s been riding your ass for 15 blocks now) is going to have to stop because of the power of the white wizard.
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Zombies are bad, but zombies from Hell are worse. I would have to say that is very true. Or maybe that Zombies Bad Worse T Shirt is saying that if you’re stuck in hell with zombies that’s the worst. Being on Earth with zombies is bad. Being in purgatory with zombies is really bad. And being in the sulphur flames enveloped by pure evil and being attacked by hordes of the undead is horrific.
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Man…don’t wear this in front of the kids. I’m 41 and having a hard time digesting this image (ha ha ha…get it…digesting). Of course, it’s tougher for me because I used to have a cookie monster puppet with googly moogly eyes, blue fur, and a huge mouth. That puppet ate cookies just like Cookie Monster. In other words, not at all. Cookie crumbs just flying everywhere.
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The only way you’re allowed to wear this I Can’t Brain Today, I Have the Dumb T Shirt is that if you don’t have the Dumb some days. You’re not allowed to make this your excuse every day or even wear this shirt from Snorg Tees every day. Some days you have to have the smart or it just doesn’t work.
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This is a totally goofy shirt. I’m not sure I even get this Acronyms FTW T Shirt. FTW is an acronym…actually it might be an initialism. In fact, I know it’s an initialism because Penn & Teller explain it perfectly in the fine video below.
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Guess I’m going to have to do some internet searching to figure out what this Your Firearms Are Useless Against Them T Shirt is all about. I’m guessing there’s a movie, like Hitchcock’s Birds, except with bees. And, some inbred sherrif’s deputy yells this particular line to some shotgun toting good ol’ boys who are trying to protect their property and their families.
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Don Draper does have the moves and they didn’t slow down at all in the fifth season of the show. He’s got moves in the office to keep the clients coming, and he’s got moves in the bedroom, to keep the babes all a flutter. Of course, just wearing this I’ve Got the Moves Like Draper T Shirt gives you, by osmosis, some of the same cachet that Jon Hamm infuses into his character.
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This frumpy little Sasquatch is letting everyone know right now that he is feelin’ sassy. And that’s funny, which is why this Feelin’ Sassy T Shirt exists…to make you laugh at sassy frumpiness. Related question: are there female Sasquatches. I suppose if they have truly existed over centuries, then unless it’s one dude Yeti, then you have female and males propagating the species. But, maybe there’s a level of sassiness that trumps death and you can pretty much live forever.
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There’s only one problem with this shirt. There is massive home court advantage. If these two huge creatures are in the ocean shark wins. If they’re on land, it’s not even a contest…bear takes the prize. So, yeah, on paper this is an epic duel, but when you get down to the real nitty gritty, there are some logistical issues that keep it from ever happening in it’s most amazing form.
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