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Snorg Tees is one of the top dogs in the funny t shirt business. They consistently pump out a terrific selection of pop culture gems.

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Look there’s a zombie hand coming out of the grave, so now we’re talking about the undead, which means this creature has survived, thus it is stronger, thereby making the old truism so true again.

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With the Stove Pipe hat on the Eagle’s head and hatchet in his claw, it’s pretty clear that this Vampire Hunter of the United States T Shirt refers to the novel by Seth Grahame-Smith – Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and the soon to be released movie by the same name.

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Ah, what a pickup line. Doesn’t get any smoother than using the Periodic Table of Elements to put a slick line together. Works for a man or woman too, because cute isn’t gender specific. Wear the button down over this, then when the right person comes along flash this You Must Be Made of Copper and Tellurium Because You Are Cute T Shirt, and that’s all she wrote. Instant attraction.

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I have no idea what’s going on here with this Quickly to the Cupcave T Shirt. You have Batman and Robin cupcakes and they’re racing to their vehicle, which also seems to be a cupcake. I guess this is just a result of the return of the cupcake to dessert prominence. I mean you have hoity toity cupcake shops that specialize in the cute little baked goods, so why wouldn’t you have Batman and Robin cupcakes running to their Bat Cake.

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Hey, I don’t see what’s so funny about making a burrito look like Josh Brolin. He’s a serious actor doing serious rolls. This Burrito Incognito T Shirt from Snorg Tees is kind of demeaning to such a talented and handsome individual.

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What is it with this YOLO business? I honestly don’t think I even ever noticed that initialism or the phrase in my entire life, but in the last couple days everybody, including the awesome Snorg Tees, has had something cute to say about You Only Live Once.

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Dude plays with people’s minds. And he’s a dwarf. Wait, do dwarfs really have what it takes to lead? I’m not serious. That was some fake offensive stuff right there that didn’t take.

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Check out the interview I did with legendary Snorg Tees Girl Alice Fraasa. She doesn’t come right out a say it, but I’m pretty sure she wants me. Also, she hasn’t modeled for Snorg Tees in about a year, but I think she’s open to opportunities to leverage the fame she earned over her modeling years. Back in the day, a Snorg Tees ad featuring Alice was on just about every site you visited, and that was before those crazy cookies that follow you around.

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These are the types of eternal questions that every woman and man must ask themselves in a quiet moment. It’s crucial to the discovery of the sense of self, and for the integration into the universal mind to ask why. So go ahead and get this If I Am Not Batman Then Why Am I So Good at the Batdance T Shirt to remind yourself to ask the deep questions. Often.

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Can’t all the desserts just get along. Does there always have to be a winner and a loser? Is it always a zero sum game? These are the questions the designer of this Cake Plus Pie T Shirt asked herself, and after lots of deep soul searching, decided that the classic argument didn’t have to be an argument at all.

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It’s a seal with his flippers wide as in he approves, and the design makes it look like the seal is in a seal of approval, which is officially wordplay. That’s right Seal of Approval T Shirt, you just made it into the most coveted of categories…WORDPLAY. Congrats!

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Laughter indeed is the best medicine if moroseness is what ails you, otherwise I’m thinking cocaine and cough syrup do a little bit better job of medicating most other physiological and psychological issues. But, don’t tell your mom I said that. She won’t understand and you’ll be banned from my site, which would be terrible for you, because this is where you go to get all the tried and true wisdom. I should rename this thing life lessons groove.

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