Sex T Shirts

Sex T Shirts are those featuring innuendo, straight up sex talk, and any of the sex positions. Also, boobies figure prominently in this section.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t put a post together about this Brett Favre debacle. I mean I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and it’s practically my duty to hang on every word in the media about the allegations that Favre tried to bed Jenn Sterger, and used text messages and images of his schlong to lure her to his hotel room.

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Shake Weight Revolution

by on October 26, 2010

“Wphew…that’s it!” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It’s going to kick your butt.

You’ve seen this commercial. Right? Like a pud pulling session except adding weights to make it an orgasmic workout. With nearly 1.5 million views, I’m guessing I’m a little late to this party, but damn I could watch this commercial all day. You just keep waiting for the monster car rally announcer to provide a disclaimer…sure it looks like you’re having an intense lovemaking session with yourself, but really you’re getting ripped. For only $29.95…

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Another terrible, terrible t shirt from Tshirt Hell, but you know what? You can see that there’s a real softy underneath all that offensive bluster. I mean Sunshine Megatron is putting a big pink ribbon on a tshirt and mentioning Breast Cancer, so even if he says he’s not into it, and even though he’s hiding behind an obscene joke, he really is building awareness. His site gets millions of visitors. Thousands will buy and wear this I’m Not Into Breast Cancer Awareness I Just Support Huge Tits T Shirt.

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Comma Chameleon T Shirt

by on October 20, 2010

What we have here is a little shout out to Boy George, and boy let me tell you, it’s long over due. Ground breaking in the sexually confusing world of singing artistry. What a talent! What a band! And, now we have this little wordplay that is worthy of being associated with that phenomenon.

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They’re really selling this thing. It looks sort of an elegant abstract piece and I don’t necessarily think people would think of it as representative of a cum shot unless you told them. Of course, if it was a string of pearls, with the silver in the same spot that would be more of an indicator.

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Apparently the dude was cheating for years and years and his mistress went to a vigil the same day the wife did, and the mistress was calling out his name, so she figured out something was funny. Though glad that he’s alive and well, she’s totally over him: Here’s how The Sun reported it:

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I’m pretty sure this shirt is referring to cunnilingus. Let me tell you why. You have to assume most of these offerings from T Shirt Hell are funny t shirts for men. Right? If you take that into consideration, you can put yourself into the shoes of a man that has made the poor decision to wear a terrible, offensive shirt from Tee Hell. In this case, that man is walking around with OK But Wash It First T Shirt prominently displayed on his chest. The girl that sees the shirt has to think that it means he’s preemptively answering the statement, I will only go to bed with you, if you go down on me. It’s the only way I get off. At which point the dude can just point at the shirt.

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Winnie the Pooh is a pimp, his payment is honey. He speaks in ebonics. He wears pimp purple, and a big P for Pooh belt buckle. A couple of concerning things: One, Is that Tigger fur he’s wearing – did Winnie really fall of the deep end that far and kill his buddy just for style. Two, speaking to women like that is totally offensive. Owning them and using them to sell their bodies for a money is cool, but that language, come on Pimp Pooh.

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Well there are a few things going for this shirt. It is empowering those among us suffering from small mammary syndrome (if they have an incredible buttocks). And, if the proper body type is wearing this Who Needs Big Tits When You Have an Ass Like This T Shirt, then that brings laughter to any engagement, and a lot of closer inspection of the back side.

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This is stone cold. Girl comes up sees you’re offering free hugs on the front of your shirt. She’s friendly and sweet, so she goes ahead and takes you up on this. Meanwhile, the 30,000 people standing behind you (somehow you got on stage at a Slayer concert and got one of their backup singers to hug you…yes, they have backup singers now…they’re old and can’t hit the high notes…thought they’d sexy up the show too), enjoy the inference that this chick is a slut, which in reality she probably is since she’s a backup singer to Slayer.

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This probably hits way too close to home for a lot of men. I men the Boy Scouts of America were incorporated in 1910 (happy 100th). That’s a lot of time to refine the art of diddling little boys in tents way out in the wilderness. Am I right?

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So, the ginger bread man is the friend and the benefits is that you can eat him and he’s delicious. Or is it the fact that if you’re friends with the ginger bread man, you’ve all of a sudden entered into a different dimension, where baked goods can hop out of the oven, evade the old woman and the farm animals, yelling “run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the ginger bread man.”

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