Sex T Shirts

Sex T Shirts are those featuring innuendo, straight up sex talk, and any of the sex positions. Also, boobies figure prominently in this section.

Another fine offering in the I’d Hit That collection of funny t shirts. This one, of course, a snooze button. And, who wouldn’t want to hit that, especially at frickin’ 6:30 in the AM. That’s way too early. The beauty of this shirt is that it’s wordplay that hints at a man or woman mentioning that they’d have sexual relations with someone within sight. And, that, my friends, is a very romantic notion in a carnal, animal lust way. Who doesn’t want a little dirty copulation in the season of love. I sure could use some moist mash. Couldn’t you?

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People Like Me is a wild ride of whacky art and witty concept. Within that cacaphony you’ll find some funny t shirts. Their tagline is “The Right Brain Is Never Wrong.” That’s the part of the brain the generates maniacal fatty food cravings…right?

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This shirt is goofy and broad humor and has enough weirdness to qualify as not bad to almost pretty good. First of all, it ain’t skinny dipping if you have a shirt on, so I’m going to give it points for that. Also, if you are completely naked except for the shirt, then your ass is showing, which is either funny, gross, or awesome, so I’m going to give points for that as well. Third, I like the letters filling up with swamp water green. Makes you think even more of creepy crawly things sneaking up orifices as you have freed yourself of your clothes shackles and alighted on the body of water as nude as the day you were born (except for the shirt). That is another point. That’s three points. I know I started out kind of luke warm on the This is My Skinny Dipping Shirt, but after further analysis I have to give it three thumbs up.

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This shirt is just an excuse to get those hotties in lab coats on your chest. The wordplay is a bit of a stretch. It’s not tight. Chemists do it on the table…what the lab table…the place with all of those beakers and test tubes and bunson burners and acid that will melt your face. Gonna do it there with these two spectacularly hot Swedish babes with the cleavage. I don’t think so. Chemistry labs are serious place with serious work being done. There should be no fornication on the stainless steel tables. Yes, I know I’m skipping the most important of the wordplay: periodically. But, that’s just an after thought to me. The threesome in the lab has already happened, so now you’re trying to tie the joke up in a nice little bow. Too late.

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I feel like geeks don’t wear the thick framed glasses, unless they’re being ironic, then I don’t think they can be considered geeks, so there’s a fundamental flaw with this shirt. However, I still think thee message is positive, which I’m all for, and I think other than the image, that it is accurate. Geeks are the new sexy. Zuckerberg is getting so much varied tail you can’t even fathom it. Sergey and Larry…forget about it. There’s a reason they were demanding king size beds in there private jets, and it ain’t because they were taking BIG naps. Those are little, geeky dudes.

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Kind of a sneaky thing going on here. From a distance it just looks like you love all of humanity. Anybody that comes into your general vicinity is someone you love because it says so on your shirt. Of course, if they take a closer look they may not feel so great about the direction the population on Earth is taking.

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I just had sex and it felt so good is a Lonely Island song featuring Akon. You can see the video below. Be one of the first…oh wait…there’s already 24 million views. How about you can be the first on your block to have the I Just Had Sex and It Felt So Good T Shirt. That’s some braggin’ rights if you ask me.

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Very well done shirt here. Look at that hand groping that “S”. And, they didn’t go too far, like I got anally raped by a TSA screener. They kept it realistic and classy, but still got the point across with some humor. This airport screening has gone to far. It’s complete bullshit. You have a better chance of dying in the car on the way to the airport, than you do of dying in the air from a terrorist attack. Plus, the screening is actually still quite inept, especially with the carry on luggage. That is not an exact science and I’m pretty sure 70% of those screeners could be bribed with a jelly donut to look the other way.

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Just ran into this very nice looking funny t shirt shop based in El Monte, California, which is the little city brother to Del Monte, which specializes in fruit. That’s the next step up from t shirts, but you have to start  somewhere.

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Enter the T-Shirt Chamber

by on December 13, 2010

If you like your funny t shirts a little more on the offensive or at least extra dirty side, then T Shirt Chamber is probably a site you want to check out. Tea Bagging seems to be a favorite pastime, and I’m not talking about marching on Washington D.C. with a bunch of fat, racist white people.

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The red-headed front man of Simply Red acts contrite as he casually mentions that in a three-year run at the height of Simply Red’s popularity, he averaged having sex with three women a day. That’s pretty impressive. Of course, he’s acting very contrite about it now, as the 50-year-old now has settled down with a wife and kid, but it doesn’t seem like he hesitated to mention that for that nice stretch he was rivaling Wilt Chamberlain’s prowess. Good for him, especially since was just a short pasty little kinky haired ginger that sang mediocre soul songs.

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Today was a Good Day by Ice Cube. That’s where this whole Ice Cube’s a Pimp on a Blimp T shirt is coming from. Headline Shirts know what time it is when it comes to classic rap. Everyone knows this song.

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