Sex T Shirts

Sex T Shirts are those featuring innuendo, straight up sex talk, and any of the sex positions. Also, boobies figure prominently in this section.

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Lookee here. I T Rex spoofin’ the shit out of that LMAO song, I’m Sexy and I Know It complete with those goofer sunglasses and THE HAIR. I have to say the music isn’t my fave but the vibe is righteous. How many dudes got the stones to not only wear a Speedo but undulate his hips so his penis bounces around. Not too many. Mad respect. Did I just type mad respect like I was a teenage in the year 2000. Sweet. Oh and this vid has almost 240 million views, so there’s that. Wiggle wiggle wiggle. “I work out.”

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Fortune Favors the Brave (FFTB) is a company from Scotland, so reserve judgment on this Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls T Shirt. I think the equivalent food in the United States would be some kind of sausage bisquit with the convenience of a corn dog. Again, don’t hold this odd food choice against them, they’re from Scotland for God’s sake.

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I can’t quite put my finger on why I love this design from White Ninja Comics so much. It’s pretty funny though. Right? These two boys are totally into “bumming”. Thumbs up and everything. It’s great that they look so clean cut and happy.

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Sometimes it’s the right thing to do. Let people know where you stand on certain issues, or even products, or even body parts. The designer of this Vagina Fan Club President T Shirt obviously likes vaginas and wants to give others like him (her?) the chance to express their appreciation for the female anatomy as well.

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Man that’s a hot woman partying naked right here. Looks like she may beyond coherent thought though. Probably wouldn’t have the party hat askew and hair over her eyes and the beer spilling out of the body if she even had half her faculties about her. That’s why you can party with this person, but that’s it. No taking advantage. Just a little advice. Get this Shit Happens When You Party Naked T Shirt as kind of a guide to your weekend adventure. A do’s and dont’s sort of cheat sheet. It may be tempting to make a move but I advice that you do not.

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Get your mind out of the gutter. This is just a benevolent wienie hoping to give you life-sustaining nourishment. This hot dog knows exactly why he was put on earth, and it was to be inside you. Your stomach. No really stop being so dirty minded. Don’t get this I Want to Be Inside You T Shirt if the first thing you thought of was wearing this to a bar and flashing hot girls your shirt, and comparing a hot dog to a penis.

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Is this a little dig at funny t shirts? Like hey I don’t need a shirt that has a funny, or offensive quip or a pop culture reference, because I’ve got personality without that. Plus, it’s an obtuse statement to have on a shirt, so you still get the benefit of starting up conversations, which I’m convinced is the main reason funny T Shirts exist.

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I guess this is kind of a BJ t shirt. And, it’s murky enough to open it up for discussion. What does this mean exactly? If you request felatio are you initiating by gently pushing the giver’s head toward your lap? Or like this I Push My Own Head Down T Shirt, do you what for the giver to get down there under their own power. I feel like you can either directly ask for the service or you can sort of inquire about it happening with a little nudge.

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Somebody brought a girlfriend in. And was showing her the pole. Of course, she’s all over the pole dancing exercise craze. It’s a great core and arm workout. So, she decided to show him a few moves, thinking that all the other dudes were preoccupied lighting their farts in the “lounge”, so that they would have some alone time.

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3D Cock T Shirt

by on February 1, 2012

I’m not sure if there’s 76 pounds of innuendo with this tee, ‘cuz it sounds like something sexual, but the shirt itself is only a rooster in 3D. So, there’s no problem in mixed company, even with children around. In fact, they may be the biggest fans of the shirt featuring a neat animal. Bonus points if you carry a pair of cheap 3D glasses so friends, family, and young, fresh-faced strangers can enjoy the 3D Cock T Shirt in all its glory.

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Well this is pretty funny as we move into the silly political season. I actually think Ron Paul might be the most viable candidate out there. He probably won’t get the nod as the Republican nominee, but he might make some serious noise as an Independent. He’s against the wars. He’s against the fed. He wants to legal the marijuana. He’s violently opposed to all the fascist legislation that’s making its way around the Hill. He has warts, but I think even if he can deliver on 25% of that short list, he’ll be better by far than any President for quite some time. He really seems like he can’t be bought.

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This here is a very fine t-shirt from Uncle Cletus. I have been on my high, political horse lately, trying to make points about things I don’t really understand. Sounding indignant. Warning of impending doom. And encouraging people to fight back against the Oligarchy and growing fascist state. Of course, I’m just sitting here wondering how many of the Commodores were gay, and eating Fritos, which is pretty much my nightly ritual.

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