This could be in reference to the mole people legend that states that there are people living in the New York underground and that they are called mole people. This shirt also may be in reference to a campy film called The Mole People. Either way it’s funny to postulate that, perhaps, they are even further underground than we thought. In fact, they are down below the Earth’s crust and even below the mantle. 
If you believe this or have an inkling that it might be true, then you must wear the Mole People T Shirt.
Read more on Crust Mantle Mole People T Shirt…
Is that the moon that’s comforting Pluto’s unsightly demise, being demoted from planet to big hunk of rock hurtling around in space? Because if it is Pluto’s probably mumbling something like, you never were a planet so what do you care…you never had something and then had it ripped away from you. Those Earthling scientists stole my soul when they reclassified me as just another Kuiper Belt object.
Read more on It’s Okay Pluto I’m Not a Planet Either T Shirt…
When it comes right down to it, evolution has taken some strange twists and turns. Hard to believe in a way, but not nearly a leap of faith, as say, an omnipotent being getting bored and deciding to create creatures in his own image. Ha Ha. What some people believe. I feel more comfortable in the evolution theory espoused on this True Evolution T Shirt:
Read more on True Evolution T-Shirt…
The whole premise of this tshirt is completely and absolutely wrong. Why, you must be asking yourself with great concern. Because those that really know, will tell you that this freak of nature coupling of the squirrel and the pigeon came from an organic copulation session. There was no science involved whatsoever. No test tubes, no needles, no lab coats, or hot Swedish chicks with cleavage. Just good ol’ interspecies bump bump.
Read more on Science Squirrel Parrot T-shirt…
The evolution of humankind, from simpleton monkey with basic needs to upright pain in the ass with an attitude was surely amazing. It was in the later stages of the pliocene era when the language became sophisticated enough to bitch and moan, and we haven’t looked back since.
Read more on Stop Following Me Freaks Tshirt…
I have no doubt Einstein would have been a big fan of the theatrical rock and roll of KISS. He may have been jealous of the size of Gene Simmons’ tongue, but, otherwise, certainly, the genius would have recognized the musical genius.
Read more on Einstein Kiss Tshirt…
When it comes to atomic nuclei, nuclear physicists really know what time it is. Now, I’m not sure this science has really done the world a lick of good. I guess if a dodgy country like the USSR was fast and furiously trying to produce one, it was reasonable at that point to keep up with the arms race in order to have the Mexican Standoff, called the Cold War, that lasted my entire childhood.
Read more on Nuclear Physics is the Bomb Tshirt…
The older I get the more sense Darwin makes. Survival of the fittest. Adaptation. Change or die. That’s what it’s all about on this crazy planet. That’s why this Scarface Darwin homage is so poignant and tickles the fancy.
Read more on Darwin Scarface Tshirt…
Jesus can’t deal with the math. He can’t deal with the rigor of hypothesis and scientific testing. He’s a story teller. He brings the entertainment and the drama. Don’t ask him to bust out a bunson burner and test tubes and the periodic table.
Read more on Jesus Is a Shitty Scientist T-shirt…
You know you love the science and wordplay and especially the stick figure type dudes with the shoes. These details make this shirt irresistible even though I don’t know anything about electrons and molecules and how any of that relates to positivity.
Read more on I Lost an Electron. Are You Positive T-shirt…
