Science T Shirts

Science T Shirts: the periodic table of elements is featured often here, along with other science stuff I don’t understand combined with a smidge of lascivious humor.

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Ah, what a pickup line. Doesn’t get any smoother than using the Periodic Table of Elements to put a slick line together. Works for a man or woman too, because cute isn’t gender specific. Wear the button down over this, then when the right person comes along flash this You Must Be Made of Copper and Tellurium Because You Are Cute T Shirt, and that’s all she wrote. Instant attraction.

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Hey, Science is a verb now. You better tell everybody in your circle, because it’s an important thing to know. Very important. So get this Science is a Verb Now T shirt designed by Questionable Content and you can easily deliver the message. People may ask questions, but awareness and questions and maybe even push back are the first steps to understanding and evolving.

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In the first season of Big Bang Theory, Sheldon said the Observed Photon drawing would make a great t-shirt. Of course, it was a joke, because it was all academic and pretty boring. But, if you go ahead and get the Observed Photon T Shirt, you can prove that he was right, that maybe not in the sense that he thought.

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Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

Really solid Science T Shirt featuring a very large design that covers the entire front of the tee, and wonderful bold lines that will really let people know that you’re a big fan of science. And, Busted Tees knows, that the best way to get laid is to intimate that science makes your world go ’round.

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You get a lot of the evolution shirts in the funny t shirt world…some of them good and some not so good. This The Evolution of Norris T Shirt is on the far end of the good spectrum. Chuck Norris on the Internet is a phenomenon and this tee does nothing to diminish the considerable cachet.

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Nice little play on words here. This The Name’s Bond…Ionic Bond Taken Not Shared T Shirt is quite clever, and I don’t even understand science at all. Or James Bond movies for that matter, except that I know he’s a dapper dude just like the well-coiffed and tuxed up dude on the shirt. I’m going to do a little ionic bond research, so I can fill out this post with germane detail to make your funny bone tingle.

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It’s kind of true that science does work and that the amazing discoveries of science have made the superstitious fairy tales of religion obsolete. Though, it’s probably 99% more entertaining to hear the creation story than it is to sit it rocket science 101. The sketchy thing about science is that much of it is beholden to corporate payout, so their research veers toward discoveries that can bring the most cash dollars rather than solving some of the very real problems of global warming, depletion of clean water resources, food production with chemicals, etc.

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Of course Bacon is an element. It’s one of the fundamental building blocks of life. Everybody knows that. Pigs know that, which is why they happily give up their little piggy lives to make bacon for human consumption. It’s an honor to the swine to feed the master species.

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Little known fact that Albert Einstein liked to mess around with biology when not devising theories and hypotheses about energy, physics, and pottery. He’s the one that drew up the human centipede that was long forgotten for being too weird, but picked up as a film script in the modern day, because today people are perverted, sick and twisted and want to watch cinema about evil doctors binding the gastrointestinal systems of three people like a centipede.

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I’m not even going to pretend I know what particle physics is, nor what a hadron is, but I can get the gist of a nerdy science joke like the best of ’em. If you’re a physicist or a goober scientist, and do shit with microscopes and beakers, then you probably are salivating over the idea of purchasing this Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron T Shirt. And guess what…I’m not going to stop you.

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Another very nicely executed design from Digerati. If you’re a little bit of a science geek and a lot bit of a humor freak, then you need this Ah The Element of Surprise T Shirt, because it’s down right funny.

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Fire, Water and Grass. I’m going to be very transparent in this post. I don’t have a frickin’ clue about Pokemon. That looks like a leaf in green there on this Pokemon Elements T Shirt, but I don’t see leaf as an Element in the Pokemon references I’ve been studying for the last 13 hours. Apparently each Pokemon is associated with an element or possesses an element. For example, Charmander has fire. Squirtle possesses water. And Bulbasaur is associated with the grass element. Now that you’ve been totally schooled in the ways of Pokemon, you should probably own this sweet looking shirt. It’s for your own good.

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