Religious T Shirts

Religious T Shirts, and by religious I mean pretty much blasphemous, sacrilegious, and funny Jesus, but still, those accurately fall under the religion tag.

Well, what’s more appropriate than featuring the funniest Jesus T-shirts on the day Christians throughout the world celebrate his resurrection. Not much. Maybe, coloring eggs with toxic dyes, or eating chocolate bunnies, or wearing ugly pastels, but other than that an in depth look at the funny Jesus T Shirts is best way to celebrate Easter.

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How absurdly offensive is this to Muslims? I’m sure Carrot Top loves it because any publicity is good publicity, especially when you’re on the last creatine-fueled legs of a long, mediocre to poor career. Prop comedy. Give me a fuckin’ break.

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Took me a second to figure out the initialism and for those that are having similar issues, this is a high-impact collision between pop religious culture What Would Jesus Do (WWJD) wrist bands and the resulting mockery putting all kinds of initials in place of the “J” for Jesus and moving those people to the status of prophet or solid purveyor of wisdom.

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Kaka belongs to Jesus, but he’s not going to be able to testify in front of the millions paying attention to this year’s World

Cup in South Africa. Brazil futbol has put its foot down.

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The Bear Jew beat Nazi’s with a baseball bat in the Quentin Tarantino film, Inglourious Basterds. That was a cool film. That’s a cool cowboy justice concept. Thus, you must have a shirt that celebrates fictional righteous violence. That’s right…the bat is on the shirt as well.

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Arrest the Pope Tshirt

by on April 16, 2010

Yes! Nazi Youth. Blind eye to molestation of children or perhaps even a wink and a nudge and, sorry Bishop Touchy Touch, you’re going to have to be moving to another parish. Too many people starting to suspect your diddling ways.

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Well, what’s more appropriate than featuring the funniest Jesus T-shirts on the day Christians throughout the world celebrate his resurrection. Not much. Maybe, coloring eggs with toxic dyes, or eating chocolate bunnies, or wearing ugly pastels, but other than that an in depth look at the funny Jesus T Shirts is best way to celebrate Easter.

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Jesus can’t deal with the math. He can’t deal with the rigor of hypothesis and scientific testing. He’s a story teller. He brings the entertainment and the drama. Don’t ask him to bust out a bunson burner and test tubes and the periodic table.

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Jesus BRB Baby

by on March 1, 2010

Another version of Jesus BRB tshirt has run in this space and it was good. So, why the repeat? Good question, thanks for askin’. I’ll tell you why. Because it is grade A fresh hilarious. And this one takes a little different approach. Jesus is more the cool Dogma Buddy Christ — comin’ right back bros, Jesus. Whereas the previous Jesus BRB tshirt was more straight old-school messiah like.

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To fully appreciate the magnificence of this tshirt, let’s first do some background research. According to the Shabbat Wikipedia entry:“Shabbat is the seventh day of the Jewish week and a day of rest in Judaism.”

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This is so sacrilegious I can’t even stand to give it any publicity. I mean, as a Born Again Christian, of course, I’m going to bash it, but for the vermin of the Internet any publicity is good publicity. So, here I am a damn devout lover of Jesus Christ giving a Zeus-worshiping tshirt company and their blasphemous new offering air time on the most widely read funny tshirt blog based in a basement on the East Side of Milwaukee.

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There are a lot of things to like about this shirt that is making a statement about nuclear war and the only things that will survive: the cockroach and the chemical additive Twinkie. Well, it’s sort of an obvious premise and every tshirt retailer worth its salt (what the hell does that mean) will offer a roach-twinkie party shirt. It’s in the execution, where this shirt stands out big time and forces my hand to type the following words: you must buy this See You in Hell Twinkie and Cockroach T-shirt.

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