Religious T Shirts

Religious T Shirts, and by religious I mean pretty much blasphemous, sacrilegious, and funny Jesus, but still, those accurately fall under the religion tag.

Jesus QR Bar Code T Shirt

by on September 14, 2011

Can this really be somebody’s QR Bar Code? Please. I love Jesus. He needs to be everywhere. In fact, I have him on top of my pen. It’s a Jesus pen topper and it gives me strength when I write important notes to my mother, such as “Sorry for forgetting to take out the trash. It’s gone now, and the maggot situation is under control…I think.”

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I’m not Jewish but after 14 seconds of Internet research I’ve come to appreciate the concept of Chai. No not the spicy Indian tea. I’m talking about the Hebrew word Chai that some say refers to the living God, or the Jewish focus on life, rather than not living in order to score a better afterlife like some other religions seem to espouse.

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You’re wearing this T Shirt, it’s dark and you’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it. The Blues Brother’s would be proud.

This We’re On a Mission from God T Shirt has the iconic phrase, “We’re on a mission from God” from the original Blues Brothers and nobody is cooler than the Elwood and Jake (played by killer comedians Dan Aykroyd and Jim Belushi). Plus, everybody will know you’ve got the big man on your side. Don’t be a fat penguin (no offense to the nuns in the audience) and get this shirt so everyone knows your quest isn’t just filled with awesome tunes. It’s divinely ordained.

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Nowhere Bad is a cool site. They print and sell one user submitted design a week. Shirts are available for a limited time of 5 days, and then they’re gone.

As I write there are three days and a few minutes left to get the You Got the Touch by NinjaInk for only $12. This is an awesome design using characters from the Transformers to replace Adam and God from the famous painting, The Creation of Adam by Michaelangelo.

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Jewnion Label is a spectacularly odd combination of Jewish culture and union labeling. You know how unions have those logos that look like creepy cabal Masons, skull & crossbones with circles and symbols and stuff. And you know how there are predominant behaviors or patterns in different groups of people, including the Jewish culture. Well, combine sort of a blue collar workingman ethos with the distinct Jewish customs and proclivities and you get something altogether unique and strangely appealing. It’s a celebration of the co-mingling of opposites.

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This shirt is a little rapey, but if it involves that police it must be OK. Right? Actually, is this considered impersonating an officer? Can you get in trouble for wearing this? I guess that’s the risk you take when you wear Police Lay Flat On Your Back and Spread ‘Em T Shirt. Because the reward potential is also very high. If you pass by the right girl at the right time in her dating life and/or buzzed state and/or horniness level, you just might score with such a blunt offensive shirt.

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So, the amazing thing about Family Radio and Harold Camping is that they have an audience in the first place. Secondly, how does a crackpot prediction of May 21, 2011 gain so much attention from not only religious zealots, but the mainstream media as well. In other words, how did I hear about this nutter’s false prophecy?

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This is pretty much hilarious. Of course, you have heard Family Radio nutter, Harold Camping, proclaiming that the Rapture is coming May 21, 2011. He can prove it with a loose interpretation of the scriptures. Anyways, Headline Shirts is making sure your last days are filled with great deals on funny t shirts with their End of the World Clearance Sale.

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Soul Surfer T Shirt

by on May 15, 2011

Here’s a movie about the surfer girl, Bethany Hamilton, who lost an arm to a shark while surfing, but decided it was a good idea to continue surfing.

Of course, Wikipedia says the term soul surfing cropped up in the 1960s as describing surfing for the shear pleasure of surfing. This was before bullshit billabong surf competitions. Or apparel lines. Or groupies. Surfing for surfings sake.

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You see these Guitar Hero spoofs around representing every instrument you can think of, but this Sitar Hero T Shirt is a very nice twist on the theme. You have Ganesh giving the rocker (devil) sign, rocking out on a sitar that has similar markings to those fake guitar hero guitars. Very clever, plus I love the look, the baby blue with white lettering and dark blue stroke around the edges. Very fine.

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Happy Easter! He has risen. He died a miserable, torturous, criminal’s death. Got shoved in a tomb. Rose up to heaven. Then came back down three days later. Wait, didn’t he do some business in the depths of hell as well, during that time. I mean you can get a lot done in three days. Anyway…have a chocolate bunny…I give you permission.

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Like it…a lot. Let’s get serious. The Catholic church has been responsible for a massive amount of violence in this world over the centuries. Why not equate it with the classic Quentin Tarantino movie that brought a significant amount of violence to the silver screen.

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