Religious T Shirts

Religious T Shirts, and by religious I mean pretty much blasphemous, sacrilegious, and funny Jesus, but still, those accurately fall under the religion tag.

Available in Men’s and Women’s Sizes

Nice little subterfuge right here by using the phrase Kill ‘Em in conjunction with an image of The Dalai Lama. Because he’s all about peace, and this is sort of a peace message, but still has a exhortation to kill ’em. Pretty good stuff. And paradoxical. And confusing. And enlightening.

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It’s probably best not to speak when you get pulled over for a field sobriety test. Though it probably doesn’t matter when you blow a .16. However, when you’re at the bar or party, this I Swear to Drunk I’m Not God T Shirt will work just fine as a humorous little ice breaker, and that’s exactly what it’s intended to be. Plus, people with Messiah complexes are not fun to be around, so this tee from Deez Teez, tells people you are not under any illusions about being God or his one and only son Jesus. That’s a bonus.

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This is T Shirt Hell putting out this shirt, so obviously it’s going to be contreversial, especially when you say something like this Christians are Assholes T shirt. I would say the Christians or any devout religious folks that try to foist their beliefs on others or make them a matter of public policy are assholes, but those God-fearing folk that have a stable morality and try to treat people as Jesus would are probably pretty good people. Unfortunately, I’m not sure what the percentage of Christians are not compelled to leave the witnessing and zealotry behind. That’s why shirts like this pop up.

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Very nice commentary on the gay marriage debate. If you say God hates gays that’s about as wise as saying what this God Hates Chimps Who Love Dolphins T Shirt. In other words, it’s a completely ridiculous thing to say, and you should stop saying it, and you should let anybody marry whoever they want as long as they are two consenting adults.

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Everything I Enjoy is Either Immoral, Fattening, Expensive, or Impossible T Shirt. That’s a pretty good line, and a tough realization. Of course, it’s the first step to recovery if you can admit that all the stuff you enjoy is either unattainable or bad for you, then you can move on and resolve yourself to be bored stuff for the next 65 years.

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I love this shirt. Though, big caveat…I love most ironic funny Jesus shirts. Must be the whole Christian upbringing deal that I finally rejected when I was 22, but not after having missed prime adolescent years being good and chaste and moral. What a crock of shit. I’ll live with regrets ’til the day I die. Anyways, the Jesuszilla sort of scene is spectacular. Laser eyes blasting people. He’s bigger than the buildings. Why not? He was all meek and normal (for the most part) during his last trip back. Maybe this time he convinces the old man to let him shake it up a bit.

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Was it a lateral? It was the Wild Card game and the Buffalo Bills had just marched down the field for a field goal. The kickoff was just a formality, but the Tennessee Titans pulled out a playground return, including a lateral that totally looked like a forward pass because of where the players were standing, but on closer inspection proved to be legit. What a play. What a way to end a playoff game. There are no flags on the field.

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Dude made his name as a sack specialist with the Philadelphia Eagles, and was granted the nickname the Minister of Defense, which is doubly apt, since he actually was an ordained minister. He also played with the Green Bay Packers, and a forgettable final season with Carolina.

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I’m not sure what to make of this tee. It may be edgy because you have a cute little stuffed doll, but the user is no longer playing innocently like a child with it. Instead, there are needles poked into it and part of an arm ripped off, which leads one to believe there is some voodoo going on here. This is somewhat disturbing, because voodoo is a dark art, and has great potential for harming people, who are not under psychic protection.

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Of course, this Ray’s Occult Books T Shirt is in reference to Ghostbusters and Ray, is of course, Dr. Raymond Stantz, the character played by Dan Akroyd, who owns an occult book store. This movie hit in 1984 and it’s still huge. The kids love this stuff. It is a classic I have to say. The script is snappy, the music is peppy, the humor gets you, and, of course, there’s all of the unforgettable moments: Stay Puft Marshmallow, Who Ya Gonna Call, and, uh…some other awesome scenes.

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I don’t know much about the Jewish culture but I’m pretty sure this is a Rabbi or Hasid wielding a manora that is light sabers rather than candles. Festival of lights is probably something the Jews doing during the holidays. So, with that background you can now totally appreciate the Festival of Lightsabers T Shirt. And, I’m going to take this assumption even further. I believe you’re probably reaching for your wallet, no matter what culture you’re from or religion you practice.

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What you have here is a little play on those Jesus bracelets that said WWJD, which stands for What Would Jesus Do. Obviously, you know this, so why am I telling you? Not sure. The whole thing caught on and parodies began popping up all over the place. What Would Tom Waits Do? What Would Patsy Cline Do? What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do? What Would ALF Do? What Would Fabrice Fabrice Do? What Would Your Mom Do? You catch the drift.

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