Religious T Shirts

Religious T Shirts, and by religious I mean pretty much blasphemous, sacrilegious, and funny Jesus, but still, those accurately fall under the religion tag.

Demon Spirit Mask T Shirt

by on September 18, 2012

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This right here is a really cool shirt. People ask you what’s on your shirt and you say to them. Demon Spirit Mask. And, they’re like, damn, you ain’t messing around. Then, if they look like a person that could handle the truth you give them the back story on the Demon Spirit Mask, which I don’t know at this time, so you’re gonna have to look that up on the Internet or ask your all-knowing auntie or something.

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Flavor Savior T Shirt

by on September 18, 2012

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I have no idea what this means but that image of the pretty Christ with a soul patch really speaks to me. Add to it the halo and the butterscotch swirl background, and you have a Jesus shirt that ranks up there with the best. And you want the best don’t you?

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This is stupid. Of course, the Earth was created 6,000 years ago. It says so in the Bible. And, of course, it was created in six days. It says so in the Bible. The Bible is the infallible word of God, so there really needs to be any more “scientific” thinking on the matter.

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Worn Free gives credit to Dee Dee Ramone for wearing this shirt, and obviously he is in this picture, but was he the first? Here’s an article about Velvet Underground’s Sterling Morrison wearing it in 1979. Of course, the Moonies were a cult that followed Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Kind of brash and funny. The art itself is awesome with a missile hitting the moon square in the head.

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Cute Ames Bros. t-shirt right here with the Christian fish that sprouted feet. Reminds me of Robert Crumb’s work in look and the “Keep on” language which harkens back to his Keep On Truckin’ stuff. I like the colors too. Get it.

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It’s about time someone in a position of authority got the Noah tale correct. Yes, they came from the future to escape a pissed off alien God. And it was a rocket rather than a boat. I understand how it hasn’t really come out ’til now, because it’s a lot to take in. But humanity is ready for the truth now.

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As Jamon Endiablado says in their tagline this Ganesh T Shirt is definitely wearable art. I have a great fondness for the Indian elephant god Ganesh, and he’s looking especially cool here, hanging out in the greenery, with the lotus flowers and the wonderful red lines framing him.

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Man that’s a rough space flight right there. Wouldn’t that be weird though. They shoot our brave astronauts into orbit and something happens and they end up out there way longer than expected, but somehow they get back in range to remote control them back to earth. They splash down in the ocean off the Florida keys. Officials pop the top off the capsule and yikes, skeletonauts.

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Zombies are bad, but zombies from Hell are worse. I would have to say that is very true. Or maybe that Zombies Bad Worse T Shirt is saying that if you’re stuck in hell with zombies that’s the worst. Being on Earth with zombies is bad. Being in purgatory with zombies is really bad. And being in the sulphur flames enveloped by pure evil and being attacked by hordes of the undead is horrific.

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Hey, marijuana is natural. The Bible talks about wine all the time. What’s the difference? Nothing. Both are mind altering and impairing. Probably better to drive high than to drive drunk. Pot heads are generally mellow, whereas alcoholics are oftentimes belligerent. So, yeah, why shouldn’t Jesus tell the stoner on the couch that his dad made the weed. He should be proud.

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This is funny. Jesus in a headband and a classic cross country runner outfit. Tank top and short shorts. Who wouldn’t want to go the extra mile with Jesus. You could probably run faster and farther than you ever have before just because the adrenaline and excitement produced with pounding the pavement with the son of God. Pretty sweet stuff.

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Yoda would talk backwards in this super annoying condescending way that makes you want him to lose his next battle of the force. Just kidding. Yoda would be wise and size up the situation and do exactly the right thing, because he was green and grizzled, but still a total bad ass.

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