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Ah, so sweet. A D note on the piano that stands for dick. And when you put it all together: “She Wants the Dick.” It’s nice, as a man, to have someone that wants the D. It feels nice to be wanted in that way. At least, that’s what I ascertain from the different late night TV sitcoms that I watch on a regular basis.
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Ho! It’s a Community Tee. You remember the Delta Cubes. The fraternity that they were trying to start at a community college on this television programming. Chevy Chase. Annie Adderall. Am I right? Actually, the administrator did not want them to start the fraternity, but they persisted to hilarious ends.
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I appreciate the sentiment. I have a beard and I believe with all my heart that the people around me should respect it. However, I’m not sure I can get down with the beard that is painstakingly groomed. That is not the look I respect. In fact, the more work it looks like you put into a beard the less I respect it, and, unfortunately, my regard for plummets.
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There are a lot of these transitive pictograph verbalizations out there, especially for New York, which fancies itself as the greatest city in the world. But, this particular design from jjlowe58 is special. You have the real human heart image, but the bottom of the heart is actually the bottom of a strawberry. What?
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There is a clover (only three leaves) in the logo, but are the Dead Rabbits from Ireland? I like the crown, the skull & crossbones, the skeleton hands, the intertwined branches, and the femurs (or are those golf clubs?). Actually, if those are golf clubs, this is probably a Scottish band, and this has nothing to do with Ireland or St. Paddy’s Day. Whatevs.
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