When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.
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I just saw the movie Exit Through the Gift Shop, which is Banksy’s movie about that French dude, and it was spectacular. Then, today, lo and behold, I run into this t shirt which features a Banksy design, so, of course, I have to feature it. It doesn’t hurt that the Monkey Keep It Real T Shirt just grabs your attention and makes you think. Why is that depressed monkey wearing a sandwich board. And why does that sandwich board say Keep It Real. It’s mesmerizing and cool.
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This tee has two wonderful things going for it. Awesome design. It looks flat out stunning: the colors, the Chinese imagery, the chopsticks, the noodles, the light coming out of the takeaway box, and, of course, the glow. Secondly, it’s a funny wordplay with the whole Dr. Hu – Doctor Who thing. Now, my question is does that Chinese lettering actually say anything and if it does, is it safe for work in China? Hopefully, it doesn’t say something about someone’s mother.
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Good wordplay here in this design by Karma Police 7. This person’s particular multislacking includes jumping on the couch, gaming, and listening to an iPod. That’s some pretty good multislacking. God, I really like this concept of multislacking. You could have TVs and laptops and corn chips. Or foos ball, People magazine, and weed. There’s any number of shirts that could get pumped out under this handle. Love it, which is why I highly recommend you get this Multislacking T Shirt.
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Hey, you’re into the whole zombie phenomenon. And if you’re not, you can go ahead and walk away, because you’re no friend of mine. JK JK JK. I still will dig you, but you probably want to move on to a different post like my top Care Bear t shirts review or something.
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Nice wordplay image hijinx transitive pictograph verbalization right here. If you’re a true goofy Patriotic American, Apple Fanboy, math and/or science nerd, this I Love Apple Pi T Shirt is definitely for you. Apple Pie is one of the standby’s of being an old school patriot, along with mom, baseball, and actually preferring to have a rule of law, rather than the current oligarchical rule of money.
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As Max Keiser is fond of saying it’s the global insurrection against banker occupation (GIABO). And, the movement is spreading throughout the galaxy. Even on Naboo, whose royalty had some shady dealings with JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs in a swanky hotel, which have turned out very bad for their planet, they are occupying public space and making a collective show of dissatisfaction. It’s the beginning of a Universe-wide revolution and you better get on board on you’re going to be left behind.
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